seminoles Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 Well, this is a situation I never thought I'd be in. First thing first, at my school there is a beard competition that was open to everyone. On Jan. 18th everyone who was doing it had to be clean shaven and pay $2 to get in. To no one's surprise I entered the contest and was one of the "favorites" to win what I believe is around $80. Contest ends Feb. 4th or 5th, something like that. And now I just got a call from a sheriff asking me to go out and do some work that I've done in the past, the only problem is that I usually have to be clean shaven or at most a little scruffy. This happens because theoretically if someone took one of their tickets to court they could claim that me having a beard would be the police trying to trick him into an illegal situation (the exact phrase slips my mind) So I have three options.... 1. Do the police work 2. Stay strong with the beard contest 3. Try to explain to the sheriff (a good friend) that me having a beard would not jeopardize anything since I am not growing a beard for the police work but instead for a school competition I know this is extremely trivial but still I just find it a little humorous to be such a situation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 I find it embarassing that you can grow a beard and I cannot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 The police are trying to steal your girlfriend ???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caveman_Nick Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 I find it embarassing that you can grow a beard and I cannot. Imagine all the neat things he could do with a tire iron.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiggieFries Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 So why is the sheriff asking a minor to do "police work"? What kind of work is this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muck Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 Why is a HS kid "doing a little police work"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seminoles Posted January 23, 2008 Author Share Posted January 23, 2008 Why is a HS kid "doing a little police work"? I might have posted it on these boards in the past when I shouldn't have, but it's nothing big or serious. I just don't think I'm really supposed to speak about it, like I can't put it on applications for jobs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'canes2004 Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 I've had the cops steal my Josh Gordon before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'canes2004 Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 Why is a HS kid "doing a little police work"? They get them to try and buy booze from mom and pop convenience stores, gas stations, restaurants etc... Narc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footballjoe Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 If I could have entered I would have made some easy money. I probably have more hair on my back than most have on their head or face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 your gay ? a beard is also slang for pretending to have a girlfriend to hide fact one is gay There is nothing wrong with that by the way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 The police are trying to steal your girlfriend ???? your gay ? a beard is also slang for pretending to have a girlfriend to hide fact one is gay There is nothing wrong with that by the way Man you're quick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
montster Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 I find it embarassing that you can grow a beard and I cannot. +1. after a few weeks i'm able to look like this guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 +1. after a few weeks i'm able to look like this guy And seminoles without the beard before he had his hair cut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 Grow the beard. Unless the cops will pay you $80 to shave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
untateve Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 It's a sad commentary on the youth of today when they are willing to allow criminals to roam the streets just for a little beer money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 Grow the beard. Unless the cops will pay you $80 to shave. bingo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DemonKnight Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 Narc. +1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrTed46 Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 They get them to try and buy booze from mom and pop convenience stores, gas stations, restaurants etc... Narc. raton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_bone65 Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 I knew a guy in High School that narced out the local dealer. Let's just say he met up with some of the wrong people at the wrong time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyBalata Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 They get them to try and buy booze from mom and pop convenience stores, gas stations, restaurants etc... Narc. If that was the case, you'd think they'd want him to have more of a beard so he would look older when trying to buy booze. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detlef Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 If that was the case, you'd think they'd want him to have more of a beard so he would look older when trying to buy booze. The theory is that would amount to some sort of entrapment which is lame. Well, so is being a teenager who agrees to do this, of course. None the less, one would think the fine would stand even though the kid had a beard. I'm sure it doesn't make him look 40 and they wouldn't be using him if he didn't look somewhat older than normal. Interesting story. When I had my little noodle shop, I had one of these sleazy little f'er try to buy an O'douls from one of my cashiers. Hell, I didn't even know if that was illegal to sell N/A beer to minors. Apparently it is. Good thing is, my manager knew this and stopped the transaction. They left and an officer came in to congratulate us on doing the right thing. Talk about freaking lame. Trying to bust someone on a technicality. I mean, the reason you're not supposed to sell to minors is so they don't get drunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyBalata Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 Interesting story. When I had my little noodle shop, I had one of these sleazy little f'er try to buy an O'douls from one of my cashiers. Hell, I didn't even know if that was illegal to sell N/A beer to minors. Apparently it is. Good thing is, my manager knew this and stopped the transaction. They left and an officer came in to congratulate us on doing the right thing. Technically....there is a small amount of alcohol in O'douls.....I think they list it at .4%. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 I might have posted it on these boards in the past when I shouldn't have, but it's nothing big or serious. I just don't think I'm really supposed to speak about it, like I can't put it on applications for jobs. snitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H8tank Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 Technically....there is a small amount of alcohol in O'douls.....I think they list it at .4%. There is more alcohol in a loaf of bread that a bottle of odouls. I used to buy odouls everynight for lunch when I worked as a night stocker at a supermarket... they never said no. ... of course I did this out in the open for all to see so they wouldn't wonder why I had reaking beer breath... and was drunk by the time my shift was over every night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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