Big Country Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 I can teach you how to drive fast wth a really large penis. Lucky for you, you don't have to meet all of the qualifications in order to teach the subject. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 Ship wastepaper and lots of it Please remember to throw all your recycables away properly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuddyPaws Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 I sell Medical supplies. Big equipment to table paper, everything you see in your Dr's office, I sell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H8tank Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 I can get you instate fishing license rates if you pay by cash at my counter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
untateve Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 I can teach you how to drive fast wth a really large penis. I'd pay for this. I'm so tired of my wife yelling at me. "Faster, deeper, faster, deeper!" She's like a broken record. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zmanzzzz Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 ive been known to show up at parties with a large back of majic mushrooms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muck Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 You can give me your money and someday I'll give some back...maybe even more than you gave me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 well if that isnt a I educate children/people with disabilities. This place could be a gold mine!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yo mama Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 I'd pay for this. I'm so tired of my wife yelling at me. "Faster, deeper, faster, deeper!" She's like a broken record. Funny. She doesn't yell that at me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ksu70 Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 If you need a golf lesson..take two weeks off and then quit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yo mama Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 If you need a golf lesson..take two weeks off and then quit. I need golf lessons like I need boobs in my face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
untateve Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Funny. She doesn't yell that at me. I know. She showed me the video--:diving board: What I don't understand is why she was wearing a strap on and you were bent over her bureau wearing a wig? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yo mama Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 I know. She showed me the video--:diving board: What I don't understand is why she was wearing a strap on and you were bent over her bureau wearing a wig? The wig was her idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
montster Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 I can teach you how to drive fast wth a really large penis. i've tried it. it was easier to just use my hands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
montster Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 if you know how to paint a fence and wax a car, i can teach you karate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 ive been known to show up at parties with a large back of majic mushrooms. u can come over any time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 if u ever wont to go fishen or huntin.... it will cost u a bottle of good scotch..... and possibly some beer if its raining . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 i've tried it. it was easier to just use my hands. It was easy, but funny nonetheless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Funny. She doesn't yell that at me. I know. She showed me the video--:diving board: What I don't understand is why she was wearing a strap on and you were bent over her bureau wearing a wig? The wig was her idea. i've tried it. it was easier to just use my hands. Great stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiggieFries Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 If anyone needs a shoddy made porn website (or a regular website as well, but those aren't as fun), let me know. Or, if you're not shy about appearing in "major motion pictures" in drag with another naked guy and a bucket of crisco, I may know a guy that would be interested in your "services". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 There is absolutely nothing I don't do well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoJoTheWebToedBoy Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 How hard can you slap? [Yoda] Hummm, the Pimp Hand is strong with this one[/Yoda] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajncajn Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 You can give me your money and someday I'll give some back...maybe even more than you gave me. Son? Funny. She doesn't yell that at me. All she ever says to me is "mfff mmmmff." if you know how to paint a fence and wax a car, i can teach you karate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
untateve Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 All she ever says to me is "mfff mmmmff." Why are you making fun of my wife because she is deaf? You are a mean person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Dick Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 I never realized all of you know so much about nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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