SuperCharger Posted February 6, 2008 Share Posted February 6, 2008 International Arms Dealer or Professional Hitman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McNasty Posted February 6, 2008 Share Posted February 6, 2008 I just want to wander the earth. Like Caine, from "Kung Fu" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMikeinNY Posted February 6, 2008 Share Posted February 6, 2008 I already have the greatest job in the world. Wouldn't exchange it in for any other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheikYerbuti Posted February 6, 2008 Share Posted February 6, 2008 I just want to wander the earth. Like Caine, from "Kung Fu" They got a name for that. It's called a BUM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McNasty Posted February 6, 2008 Share Posted February 6, 2008 They got a name for that. It's called a BUM. I'll just be McNasty, Sheik. No more, no less Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cameltosis Posted February 6, 2008 Share Posted February 6, 2008 I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted February 6, 2008 Share Posted February 6, 2008 I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man. Best movie evah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cameltosis Posted February 6, 2008 Share Posted February 6, 2008 Best movie evah. and my favorite character in the best movie evah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MTSuper7 Posted February 6, 2008 Share Posted February 6, 2008 (edited) I used to be interested in playing professional poker. It's certainly not a glamorous job, though playing a game for a living would be kinda cool. Getting married and having kids has made poker more of an occasional hobby for me at best, but a group of my friends are getting together to play in a series of local events here to send one of us to the WSOP next year. I don't think I'll ever gamble for a living though (no matter how good you get, it's still gambling). Plus a guy I used to play cards with hung himself this past summer, and it kinda has me spooked. He went to Vegas to try his hand at making a living playing poker, got into deep debt, and apparently didn't think he had other options. A sad story really... Strangely, I think I might really enjoy being a tax professional. I am pretty familiar with the industry, and given the right situation, you can pretty much make your entire year's worth of salary between January and April. Plus, I've always enjoyed crunching numbers... Sounds lame, I know. But I'm not sure I could handle missing out on March Madness if I had that gig. Edited February 6, 2008 by MTSuper7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampnuts Posted February 6, 2008 Share Posted February 6, 2008 MLB Umpire or minor league baseball scout. Backcountry fishing or hunting guide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dutch Oven Posted February 6, 2008 Share Posted February 6, 2008 I'd like to be the 13th man on any NBA team. I think that would be the best job ever. Great seats to the game, good pay, get check out the hotties in the crowd. Sadly, I have neither the height, nor the skill required. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted February 6, 2008 Share Posted February 6, 2008 NFL team capologist You'd just find a way to make the system even MORE complicated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted February 6, 2008 Share Posted February 6, 2008 The driver gets pissed and tries to throw another coin in and the guy in the backseat blocks the shot again and taunts him. The next scene cuts to all 4 guys out of the car in full 2 on 2 with passengers from other cars outside their cars cheering. The climax is one guy goes for a twon hand slow motion dunk of the coin and sends it home right in the face as the defender falls. i wouldn't quit your job selling panties just yet :irishwink: anyway, things i'd love to do: minor league baseball scout free jazz record label owner/producer backup NFL quarterback ethnomusicologist/missionary/orphanage-operator in zimbabwe belgian trappist (beermaking) monk something i may actually consider doing someday: going back to school in order to teach at the college level Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted February 6, 2008 Share Posted February 6, 2008 something i may actually consider doing someday:going back to school in order to teach at the college level I'm not sure The Huddle could handle 2 extra-Megan Foxy college professors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted February 6, 2008 Share Posted February 6, 2008 I'm not sure The Huddle could handle 2 extra-Megan Foxy college professors. what if i promised to only be moderately-Megan Foxy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaP'N GRuNGe Posted February 6, 2008 Share Posted February 6, 2008 what if i promised to only be moderately-Megan Foxy? unpossible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted February 6, 2008 Author Share Posted February 6, 2008 what if i promised to only be moderately-Megan Foxy? I dont think you have a downgrade in you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted February 6, 2008 Share Posted February 6, 2008 what if i promised to only be moderately-Megan Foxy? unpossible I dont think you have a downgrade in you Just imagine him with tenure....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted February 6, 2008 Share Posted February 6, 2008 ay2fdcbm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evil_gop_liars Posted February 6, 2008 Share Posted February 6, 2008 something i may actually consider doing someday:going back to school in order to teach at the college level Why don't you become a lawyer.......oh wait, never mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muck Posted February 6, 2008 Share Posted February 6, 2008 You'd just find a way to make the system even MORE complicated. I prefer to think of it like this: It would be fun to have a job where taking advantage of an information asymetry built upon epistemic opacity is inherent in the endeavor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted February 6, 2008 Share Posted February 6, 2008 I have worked a lot of fun jobs: A sculptor's assistant (Made monumental bronzes for zoos) A computer game designer/programmer A toy designer A toy Product Manager (Got to write and produce several commercials for this one.) An Art Manager for Mary Engelbreit The thing is, none of those things paid all that well. But the military-industrial complex? cha-ching!! But what I really want to do is direct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Dick Posted February 6, 2008 Share Posted February 6, 2008 You'd just find a way to make the system even MORE complicated. I was gonna say muck would confuse the accountants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShiznit Posted February 6, 2008 Share Posted February 6, 2008 I have always wanted to be a supreme court justice....then I noticed how not connected that I am and then reconsidered. Plus...it is pretty hard to get hired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donutrun Jellies Posted February 6, 2008 Share Posted February 6, 2008 If I couldn't be a professional second-baseman and not doing what I do now, I'd love to teach and coach. Or make the money I'm making now for driving cab three hours a day in a rural vermont town ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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