jaxfactor Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 While delivering the mail on the business portion of my route, I see more and more bums. I've seen them pick up cigarette butts when people are done smoking. They ask me for money, although I've never used(but am tempted to) the Diceman line "whatcha gonna do with a quarter, open up a f'kin business?" This one guy has his dog with him. I've given his dog biscuits before. I wonder how many of those biscuits he ate himself? Thsi other bum rides around on a kids bike and takes whore baths using a hose next to this one building. Now here's the curious part. Now if you were to become a bum and could take only one possesion from what you have now, what would it be? It must be something that's bought and paid for. Me? I'd probably keep my truck, although before I became a bum I'd have to buy a topper for it. Some of you may keep your laptops. I don't own one. No family involved here. Just you. Was thinking about this today as I watched them walk/ride around while I was eating lunch today. What a life. No bills to worry about. Hell, I'd probably be bored to death in less than a week. And looking for a place to crash would probably suck too. Then there's the fleas, the crabs, etc. So if you were to become a bum, what possesion would you keep and take along for the rest of your freeloading life? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 (edited) My gun - to rob, pillage, and rule the underground mole people. Edited February 21, 2008 by twiley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 good pair of boots... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dabuffbills Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 probably my money Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polksalet Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 Kizer blade Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaP'N GRuNGe Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 A debit card pre-loaded with a million dollars... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfden1 Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 My self-esteem, so I'd quit being a friggin bum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duchess Jack Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 a handful of magic beans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Dick Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 I'd use whatever money I had left and buy a one-way ticket to Hawaii. Great climate to be a bum. And plenty of tourists to panhandle from. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peepinmofo Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 (edited) Pocket pu$$y ETA - With hair attachments to make it seem like different ones. Edited February 21, 2008 by peepinmofo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 My cockring Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiegie Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 my gloves with the fingers cut out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 My thermos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 My thermos. You own a thermos? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avernus Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 You own a thermos? yeah...it came with his Ghostbusters lunchbox... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 (edited) A poached salmon tangled up in a fake santa claus beard... mmmmmmm! Edited February 21, 2008 by Savage Beatings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 You own a thermos? You can't have it. Unless you want to trade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 You can't have it. Unless you want to trade. I'll give you a pair of these for your thermos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 A poached salmon tangled up in a fake santa claus beard... mmmmmmm! "Looking good Billy Ray!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geeteebee Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 My thermos. All I need is this ashtray, and this paddle game, that's all I need. And this remote control... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missoula Griz Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 fly rod Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zmanzzzz Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 glass bong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McNasty Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 the book: "Seven Habits of Highly Effective Bums." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muck Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 While delivering the mail on the business portion of my route, I see more and more bums. I've seen them pick up cigarette butts when people are done smoking. They ask me for money, although I've never used(but am tempted to) the Diceman line "whatcha gonna do with a quarter, open up a f'kin business?" This one guy has his dog with him. I've given his dog biscuits before. I wonder how many of those biscuits he ate himself? Thsi other bum rides around on a kids bike and takes whore baths using a hose next to this one building. Now here's the curious part. Now if you were to become a bum and could take only one possesion from what you have now, what would it be? It must be something that's bought and paid for. Me? I'd probably keep my truck, although before I became a bum I'd have to buy a topper for it. Some of you may keep your laptops. I don't own one. No family involved here. Just you. Was thinking about this today as I watched them walk/ride around while I was eating lunch today. What a life. No bills to worry about. Hell, I'd probably be bored to death in less than a week. And looking for a place to crash would probably suck too. Then there's the fleas, the crabs, etc. So if you were to become a bum, what possesion would you keep and take along for the rest of your freeloading life? What would I keep that I have now? My sanity. Most people on the street are some version of mentally unstable ... which is the biggest reason they're still on the street. By keeping my sanity, I have a ready out ... even if it means being a greeter at WMT or stacking shelves at Home Depot or Krogers first ... I have a way out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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