Big Country Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 So, last night I was out with Darin for a last hurrah as it is likely he won't be making the semi-regular trips to So Cal for work anymore. We hit up our regular joints for dinner and drinks. At the first place, a local sports bar, it is me and Darin watching UT lose and ATAM shows up. Shortly after he did, a larger than average young lady approaches us, sits at our table (I thought she was gonna try steal some fries or something) and tries to get one of us to play her in pool. No one does. Fast forward to an hour later and she is gone. We head over to our favored watering hole, The Huddle, to visit our favored bar tender Nicole. A drink or two in and we realize that this young lass is there playing pool. She hits the bar, sees us and again asks if any of us want to play her in pool. We drunkenly convince her that ATAM is a pro pool player, yadda yadda, and she challenges him to a game. He declines. She continues to try get him to play with her (we assume she meant just pool) and he continues to resist. Finally she leaves and I say something to Darin to the affect of "That's one friendly sweaty" Darin had never heard the term "sweaty" as reference to a larger lady. So, is this a term that just the group of my college friends coined and used, or is it more widespread? And for those that are wondering, this girl rivaled Soup's wildebeast encounter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H8tank Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 Bear fatty has that phrase tattooed inside a heart on his bicep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Like Soup Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 I've heard the term before. Not from experience, of course... One freakin' weak moment with my instigator friend and I am labeled for life! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 never heard it until now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furd Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 I've heard the term Sweaty Betty used. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 never heard it until now Soup wildebeast thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westvirginia Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 More cushion for the pushin'! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikesVikes Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 So was she any good... ...at pool? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonkis Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 That's a new one to me. And actually a bit gross, chub chaser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 She was way worse than Soup's wildebeast. This chick was a round mound of doughy goodness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bushwacked Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 I called them party pigs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bier Meister Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 I've heard the term Sweaty Betty used. likewise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westvirginia Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 She was way worse than Soup's wildebeast. This chick was a round mound of doughy goodness. Pics? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted February 5, 2009 Author Share Posted February 5, 2009 Pics? I tried but she wouldn't fit on the screen of my phone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westvirginia Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 I tried but she wouldn't fit on the screen of my phone Well, was she over or under 2 bills? Personally, that's my "Mendoza" line. I want something of an hourglass shape, I just don't care if it's a 2-minute hourglass or a 2-hour hourglass. The chest has to stick out further than the stomach and the face must be pretty, and we're good to go Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted February 6, 2009 Author Share Posted February 6, 2009 Well, was she over or under 2 bills? Personally, that's my "Mendoza" line. I want something of an hourglass shape, I just don't care if it's a 2-minute hourglass or a 2-hour hourglass. The chest has to stick out further than the stomach and the face must be pretty, and we're good to go I think I would have set the over/under line at about 193, but I'll let Darin chime in with his estimate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 I think I would have set the over/under line at about 193, but I'll let Darin chime in with his estimate. Dude. She was 230 easy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebellab Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 A buddy of mine uses the term Sweaty Betty. I like Large Marge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Neutron Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 The term Wildebeast was once common in my neck of the woods, but has fallen out of favor. I've never heard sweaty in this context. Large marge, hogs, hefer - pretty common. C'mon ladies - be fair and lay out some good fatty guy monikers.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted February 6, 2009 Author Share Posted February 6, 2009 One of my standby favorites in addition to Sweaty is Muffin Top Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoJoTheWebToedBoy Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 Large and in Charge... And you know what the say about the big girls. Hit it a couple of good strokes to get everything rockin, and you can coast the rest of the way home...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H8tank Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 Well, was she over or under 2 bills? Personally, that's my "Mendoza" line. I want something of an hourglass shape, I just don't care if it's a 2-minute hourglass or a 2-hour hourglass. The chest has to stick out further than the stomach and the face must be pretty, and we're good to go I just threw up all over myself, now I have to go home and take a shower. Sometimes a fatty has to be done, but you NEVER act like it does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheikYerbuti Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 Slumpbuster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NAUgrad Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 Simply.......Yikes!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 (edited) She was like a planet, and her hoo-hoo's were her orbiting moons. E2A: And I'm going back to those bars tonight. Edited February 6, 2009 by darin3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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