evil_gop_liars Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 I was sitting on my back deck when... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 I was sitting on my back deck when... I thought I herd a possum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrTed46 Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 I thought I herd a possum. i screamed for my wife Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westvirginia Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 I thought I herd a possum. And I smelled this awful stink of sh!t. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 And I smelled this awful stink of sh!t. So I looked up and Obama and Pelosi was standing there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bpwallace49 Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 so I decided to "draw down" . . .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perchoutofwater Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 and i drew down on them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evil_gop_liars Posted October 6, 2009 Author Share Posted October 6, 2009 but realizing my bullets would only bounce off of Pelosi's botox tight skin I decided to... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheikYerbuti Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 but realizing my bullets would only bounce off of Pelosi's botox tight skin I decided to... Grab a water moccasin by the tail and. . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Grab a water moccasin by the tail and. . . beat it with the dove I found... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowboysDiehard Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 ...show her the ropes, kid, show her the ropes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bushwacked Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 beat it with the dove I found... because it was specifically what our forefathers wanted me to do with a dove and a water moccasin when the Socialists took over.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westvirginia Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 i screamed for my wife I hollered over at Ethel, said "Don't look ETHEL!!!!" but it wuz too late, she'd done been mooned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furd Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 I hollered over at Ethel, said "Don't look ETHEL!!!!" but it wuz too late, she'd done been mooned. the thought of which raised the hair on the back of my frankfurters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billay Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 the thought of which raised the hair on the back of my frankfurters So I went to find my hair clippers which were stored somewhere in my 3rd garage... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evil_gop_liars Posted October 7, 2009 Author Share Posted October 7, 2009 So I went to find my hair clippers which were stored somewhere in my 3rd garage... I was moving boxes around when I came across my first jackhammer... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bushwacked Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 I was moving boxes around when I came across my first jackhammer... Then I used it to clear cut trees around my property, eliminating the chance of forest fires......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Then I took a drink of water. I had to make sure it was not distilled or purified lest that would wash out the vitamins and minerals in my body. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Then I took a drink of water. I had to make sure it was not distilled or purified lest that would wash out the vitamins and minerals in my body. Unfortunately, I made a mistake. And dad fired me. End of story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
millerx Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Unfortunately, I made a mistake. And dad fired me. End of story. ... or was it the end of the story? because the next thing I knew, I was face with the toughest decision of my life... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polksalet Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 whether to sing the Aggie War Hymn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 whether to sing the Aggie War Hymn or move north to Canada and spend the rest of my live around people that are smarter than me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABearWithFurniture Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 or move north to Canada and spend the rest of my live around people that are smarter than me. As I look around this frozen white waste land, I ask myself..."what day is summer again?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Irish Doggy Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 (edited) Shivering and shirtless in my overalls, I had the feeling that someone was watching me... Edited October 7, 2009 by The Irish Doggy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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