TimC Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 I heard someone say "tough titties" on the radio this morning. I hadn't heard this in 20+ years. This has it all...sarcasm with a hint of sexuality and no remorse for the other person. I'm going to find a way to use it in everyday conversation at some point today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SayItAintSoJoe Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 "Kansas all the way baby!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt770 Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 My grandfather had some great ones. "Oh my aching back" (to express dismay, for example being stuck in traffic or your team is losing) "That's a horse of a different color" "Slow as molasses in January" "Six of one, half a dozen of the other" "Not worth a fiddler's fart" "Slow boat to China" "Get fat on it!" (When forced to discard an ace or picture card in 500 Rummy) And my personal favorite, I think this was his own creation: "Oh sh!t mother, I can't dance" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 My grandfather had some great ones. "Oh my aching back" (to express dismay, for example being stuck in traffic or your team is losing) "That's a horse of a different color" "Slow as molasses in January" "Six of one, half a dozen of the other" "Not worth a fiddler's fart" "Slow boat to China" "Get fat on it!" (When forced to discard an ace or picture card in 500 Rummy) And my personal favorite, I think this was his own creation: "Oh sh!t mother, I can't dance" I have used each of those in the last six months. Then again, I have a reputation for using those types of sayings. "It's not worth a tinker's damn." is one I used last week. I got looks from a bunch of 20-somethings last week by saying, " That's the tail wagging the dog." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 please keep yer political rants to the political threads...TIA Yeah, 23 skidoo with the politics here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evil_gop_liars Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 I use to work with old timer and whenever you ask where somebody was he would say "He went chit and hogs ate him." I now use this with daughter all the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbpfan1231 Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 How about the saying Have to agree here - have not seen or heard that one in years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 Cold as a witches titty That went over like a fart in church I have a 6 inch tongue and I can breathe through my ears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 "You couldn't find your butt with both hands", was one my grandfather used when ever someone couldn't do something reasonably simple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_bone65 Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 From my softball days: You couldn't hit the broad side of a barn with a bass fiddle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evil_gop_liars Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 Cold as a witches titty in brass bra. It's raining like a double hoohaaed cow pissing on flat rock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonkis Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 He doesn't know his a$$ from a hole in the ground. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wildcat2334 Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 Cool Vette !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrobn26 Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 Groovy Far out Pound Salt Kewl Up your nose w/ a garden hose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 GroovyFar out Pound Salt Kewl Up your nose w/ a garden hose I use all of these, too. Except Fonzie's (or was that Ralph Mouth's) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 I use all of these, too. Except Fonzie's (or was that Ralph Mouth's) Malph (father was a dentist who thought he was funny.) But that soulded moke like Fonzie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dutch Oven Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 From my softball days: You couldn't hit the broad side of a barn with a bass fiddle My dad used to say, "He couldn't hit a bulls ass with a banjo," usually in a basketball context. I always loved that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wolf Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 "I want my MTV!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SayItAintSoJoe Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 Up your nose w/ a garden hose I think the "up your nose" sayings where from Welcome Back Kotter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyBalata Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 "You couldn't find your butt with both hands tied behind your back", was one my grandfather used when ever someone couldn't do something reasonably simple. fixed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark5 Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 Useless as tits on a bore hog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chavez Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 "That TimC is a handsome and witty man" "You couldn't find your butt with both hands", was one my grandfather used when ever someone couldn't do something reasonably simple. I love that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 I always loved, "Better pack your lunch and bring a flash light" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mucca Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 You don't know chit from shinola. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chavez Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 One of my all-time personal favorites was when my grandpa said someone was "about as dependable as the wind." It is not a compliment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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