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What food is guaranteed to make you fart?


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broccoli

onions

cheese

milk

bacon

grapes

cabbage

bananas

pork

green beans

turkey

oatmeal

strawberries

ice cream

clam chowder

corn

pumpkin seeds

okra

blackberries

most gravies

orange juice

pancakes

pineapple

pizza

carrots

hot dogs

Oreos

bean sprouts

rice

salmon

peanut butter

falafel

baked ziti

horseradish

breakfast sausage

bread

water

mustard

soy sauce

cantaloupe

soft shell crab

biscuits

bratwurst

cappicola

raisins

Brussels sprouts

rice noodles

wine

lettuce

shrimp

pinto beans

radishes

celery

apricot preserves

frozen waffles

chocolate

butter

ginger snaps

apples

Cool Whip

Sprite

mushrooms

tomatoes

gummy bears

chicken teriyaki

gum

coffee

honeydew melon

minestrone soup

rutebega

avocado

potatoes

codfish

parsley

yams

balogna

green peppers

hummus

scallops

walnuts

cinnamon

tea

raspberries

gin

lobster

cashews

bok choy

lemons

sesame seeds

parsnips

veal parmigiana

root beer

eggplant

meatloaf

tapioca pudding

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broccoli

onions

cheese

milk

bacon

grapes

cabbage

bananas

pork

green beans

turkey

oatmeal

strawberries

ice cream

clam chowder

corn

pumpkin seeds

okra

blackberries

most gravies

orange juice

pancakes

pineapple

pizza

carrots

hot dogs

Oreos

bean sprouts

rice

salmon

peanut butter

falafel

baked ziti

horseradish

breakfast sausage

bread

water

mustard

soy sauce

cantaloupe

soft shell crab

biscuits

bratwurst

cappicola

raisins

Brussels sprouts

rice noodles

wine

lettuce

shrimp

pinto beans

radishes

celery

apricot preserves

frozen waffles

chocolate

butter

ginger snaps

apples

Cool Whip

Sprite

mushrooms

tomatoes

gummy bears

chicken teriyaki

gum

coffee

honeydew melon

minestrone soup

rutebega

avocado

potatoes

codfish

parsley

yams

balogna

green peppers

hummus

scallops

walnuts

cinnamon

tea

raspberries

gin

lobster

cashews

bok choy

lemons

sesame seeds

parsnips

veal parmigiana

root beer

eggplant

meatloaf

tapioca pudding

 

:wacko:

Jeebus...have you talked w/ Exxon/Mobil for a gas franchise???

You could have made your list shorter by stating what "DIDN'T" make you fart. :tup:

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Jeebus...have you talked w/ Exxon/Mobil for a gas franchise???

You could have made your list shorter by stating what "DIDN'T" make you fart. :tup:

 

Also:

 

scones

canned peaches

pecans

I Can't Believe it's not Butter!

bran muffins

tofu

dried papaya

Waldorf salad

cherries

eggs

yogurt

miso soup

swordfish

Cheerios

salt

Fig Newtons

bagels

pine nuts

Wheat Thins

aspirin

Perrier

Brazil nuts

baby corn

pears

apple juice

macadamia nuts

plums

rye crackers

nectarines

collard greens

kiwi fruit

diet lemonade

non-diet lemonade

cauliflower

asparagus

popcorn

couscous

pretzels

chocolate cupcakes

kielbasa

roast beef (medium rare)

Twizzlers

champagne

danish

non-frozen waffles

beef jerky

pickles

peas

croutons

cranberry sauce

rice cakes

ranch dressing

pepperoni

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White Castle burgers. There's a reason they're called "Belly Bombers". Think of a Red Baron flying ace in a biplane. BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB. I think I just sharted thinking about eating them. But they are magic on the taste buds.

 

And HuHot, with a bunch of their Bekter's Ginger and Spicy Mustard sauce. I wake myself up during the night it's so bad.

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