loaf Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 ear hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 ear hair. or your nose hair blends right into your mustache. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowboysDiehard Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 My last haircut, the chick suggested an eyebrow and ear trim.  ....they don't ask me anymore, they just do it  Seriously, though, a couple years ago we were having beers after golf, and one of my buddies referred to me as 'a middle aged man'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
millerx Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 I feel very old when I am around the other employees at the place that I bartend at. Mostly the waiters and waitresses. A few months ago one of the waitresses said I reminded her of her ex boyfriends father. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
millerx Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 When you realize that the hot young thing that you have stared at as she walks all the way down the shoreline at the beach, is thinking to herself... it's creepy that the disgusting old guy is watching me! Â Ya, you've become that guy now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pope Flick Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 When the cashier asks if you're 21 and laughs at their own joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaP'N GRuNGe Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 Go to freshman orientation for college with your nephew and realize you were there just a mere 20 YEARS AGO! Â When you realize 1990 and anything that happened around it was 20 years ago, when in your mind it was only 10. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rovers Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 My last haircut, the chick suggested an eyebrow and ear trim. Â It gets worse when you spend an hour a week ripping those hairs out, and they still ask if you want an ear hair trim. I'm growin eyebrow hairs on my freakin eye lids now. How am I supposed to trim them? I can only see them when my eyes are closed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 I feel very old when I am around the other employees at the place that I bartend at. Mostly the waiters and waitresses. A few months ago one of the waitresses said I reminded her of her ex boyfriends father. Â I feel very old when I walk into a Buffalo Wild Wings. I work at a wings joint and besides a couple of the cooks, I'm by far the oldest one there. Managers included. Â My last haircut, the chick suggested an eyebrow and ear trim. Got that suggestion last time I went to Cap'N GrungeCuts. Â When you and the Mrs. are bumping uglies and you need a injury timeout. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
millerx Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 When you realize 1990 and anything that happened around it was 20 years ago, when in your mind it was only 10. +1 Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikesVikes Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 You know you're getting old when you talk about bowel movements. Â Bonus points for explosions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
montster Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 when guys drive their super loud motorcycles down your street after 9 pm and you realize just how angry it makes you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 another benchmark that you arent as young as you used to be is when most players in pro sports are younger than you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelBunz Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 For women, I think it really hits home when you start buying creams and cosmetics that have certain phrases in their titles. Â For Example: Â 'EyeDefense' cream Anything called a 'serum' of some sort. 'Visible Lift' foundation or the ever popular "RevitaLift" line of skin care. 'Age Perfect' or 'Line Minimizing' or 'intensive firming' Anything that has the word 'repair' in it or is called a 'night cream' Â Triple bonus points if it's called something like...Overnight Repair Intensive Firming Serum. Â What happened to the days where you fell into bed with your makeup still on after a long night out.....woke up the next morning, soaped up a washcloth, scrubbed your face clean, splashed a little cold water.......good to go!?!?! Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
montster Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 another benchmark that you arent as young as you used to be is when most players in pro sports are younger than you  +1.  there are playboy playmates who were born in the 1990s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boat_hacked Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 When the young hottie at the cash register needs to verify your credit card purchase by asking to see your ID, then chimes in, " Wow, you're older than my dad." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazinib1 Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 When the phrase "That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age." becomes reality. Â I still like looking at those beautiful 20'ish year olds, but I've noticed in the last year I get the "creeper" look more often Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
untateve Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 When I realized I'm married to a 45-yr-old woman. And I'm older than her! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikesVikes Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 For women, I think it really hits home when you start buying creams and cosmetics that have certain phrases in their titles. For Example:  'EyeDefense' cream Anything called a 'serum' of some sort. 'Visible Lift' foundation or the ever popular "RevitaLift" line of skin care. 'Age Perfect' or 'Line Minimizing' or 'intensive firming' Anything that has the word 'repair' in it or is called a 'night cream'  Triple bonus points if it's called something like...Overnight Repair Intensive Firming Serum.  What happened to the days where you fell into bed with your makeup still on after a long night out.....woke up the next morning, soaped up a washcloth, scrubbed your face clean, splashed a little cold water.......good to go!?!?!   There should be an electrical machine that should be able to do this. Maybe something involving sandpaper. That doesn't sound as old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddahj Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 When it takes at least a day to recover from a hard night of drinking. But on a positive note...I was carded for beer the other day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 another benchmark that you arent as young as you used to be is when most players in pro sports are younger than you  When I started seeing kids of the pro players I watched growing up starting to play, I felt super old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 Grey pubes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Cid Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 Having to teach folks how to do a beer bong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 Grey pubes  On who? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 When you go out with your wife to a romantic dinner and realize neither of you can f'n read the menu in the low light. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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