Big Country Posted March 13, 2011 Share Posted March 13, 2011 My wife actually has a much better list of accomplishments than I do... Just off the top of my head: - She was goalie on a national all-star soccer team as a kid. - Competed in a national free throw shooting competition... Can't remember if she actually won (I think she did), but they flew her and her parents across the country to compete in it. - She DID play D-I basketball, and holds pretty much every scoring record (game, season, and career-wise) at her school. Oh sure, leave out the number of times she was with two or more women at the same time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted March 13, 2011 Share Posted March 13, 2011 Rolled a 300 - nopeGot a hole in one (Golf) - nope Hit a Home Run over the fence - yup Hat Trick - nope 360 on a dirtbike - nope Royal Flush on the deal - had it in Texas Hold Em on the turn once using both hole cards, and had one once using just one hold card with 4 on the board on the river Basketball buzzer beater - a few enjoyed sexual relations with two women at the same time. - pretty sure that after I passed out my buddy took my place on the girls I was working.... never got a straight answer and probably better that way so I don't have any regrets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Dick Posted March 13, 2011 Share Posted March 13, 2011 Got a double eagle once on a golf course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tford Posted March 13, 2011 Share Posted March 13, 2011 Rolled a 300Got a hole in one (Golf) Hit a Home Run over the fence Hat Trick 360 on a dirtbike Royal Flush on the deal Basketball buzzer beater enjoyed sexual relations with two women at the same time. 300 - not even close Hole in one - Nope Hat trick - Yep, hockey 360 - dirtbike? No. Snowboard? yes Royal Flush - Online, not live Basketball buzzer beater - nope 3-way - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursa Majoris Posted March 13, 2011 Share Posted March 13, 2011 I enjoyed sexual relations with two women at the same time. Not quite as exciting as rolling a 300 in bowling, I admit, but it will have to do. +1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt770 Posted March 13, 2011 Share Posted March 13, 2011 None of the sports ones, never was much of a jock. Had two or three girls on the same day many times, but never at the same time. I used to think it was cool to juggle multiple relationships. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted March 13, 2011 Share Posted March 13, 2011 nope This. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Cid Posted March 13, 2011 Share Posted March 13, 2011 Got the threesome once. Not even close on the others. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SLAYER Posted March 13, 2011 Share Posted March 13, 2011 Yes on the home run, royal flush and 3 way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrobn26 Posted March 13, 2011 Share Posted March 13, 2011 High point: Honorable Mention All-State Soccer Team 1966-7. Low point: Getting 5 marks whilst bowling in a league and not breaking 100 ~1968. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delicious_bass Posted March 13, 2011 Share Posted March 13, 2011 Rolled a 300Got a hole in one (Golf) Hit a Home Run over the fence Hat Trick 360 on a dirtbike Royal Flush on the deal Basketball buzzer beater enjoyed sexual relations with two women at the same time. No No (close a few times) Yes (baseball and softball) Yes (hockey and broomball) No No No No (two different chicks in the same day a few times but not at once) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaman Posted March 13, 2011 Share Posted March 13, 2011 Rolled a 300Got a hole in one (Golf) Hit a Home Run over the fence Hat Trick 360 on a dirtbike Royal Flush on the deal Basketball buzzer beater enjoyed sexual relations with two women at the same time. Several Home Runs in HS and College Baseball, lots in softball , struck out quite a bit too Royal Straight Flush on straight poker once. Hit 4 buzzer beaters, missed 3... you never forget the ones you miss either, lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gilthorp Posted March 13, 2011 Share Posted March 13, 2011 Hole in one and homers... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ljbrun Posted March 13, 2011 Share Posted March 13, 2011 (edited) Rolled a 300No, never even broke 200. Got a hole in one (Golf) No, came close once when I accidentally pulled one over the trees on a short dog leg left. Really surprised the 2 women who were putting. Hit a Home Run over the fence No, a couple in softball on fields without fences. I used to be fairly fast back before I got fat. Hat Trick Regular hat trick once or twice. Gordie Howe hat trick a few times. 360 on a dirtbike No, neither skilled nor brave enough to try. Royal Flush on the deal On the flop in holdem once. Basketball buzzer beater No. Did play on a really bad school team when I was in the 8th grade. Scored all of our points in one game, which we lost 64-3. We even lost to the girls team from our own school. enjoyed sexual relations with two women at the same time. Only if thinking about someone else at the same time counts. Edited March 13, 2011 by ljbrun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 Does a hat trick in darts count? Done that. How about a 29 in cribbage? My wife has had a 28. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 How about a 29 in cribbage? My wife has had a 28. DMD has Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 (edited) Rolled a 300 - No, I bowl to have fun and am usually 3-4 beers in by the time we get to the lanes. Got a hole in one (Golf) - I suck at golf. Hit a Home Run over the fence - Never really played baseball/softball... but have kicked a homer in kickball Hat Trick - I can't skate. 360 on a dirtbike - Royal Flush on the deal - Nope Basketball buzzer beater - Even with all the hoops I've played in my life, I can't really think of a time I did this. I have a ton of other great basketball stories though. Enjoyed sexual relations with two women at the same time. - closest thing I got is kissin' a mother/daughter combo in cozumel, mexico... Edited March 14, 2011 by darin3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big F'n Dave Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 Rolled a 300 - Real men don't bowlGot a hole in one (Golf) - My pitching wedge on a 133-yard par 3 landed about three inches right of the hole yesterday. Spun back 12 feet and I missed the putt Hit a Home Run over the fence - Several times in my youth Hat Trick - No hockey in Louisiana 360 on a dirtbike - Horizontally? Yes. Royal Flush on the deal - On the deal? No. Basketball buzzer beater - I'm white. enjoyed sexual relations with two women at the same time. - Yes. And it's the one thing on this list I wouldn't won't to do again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 Missed a hole in one by half a ball, it was literally hanging on the lip of the cup. Eagled 2 Par 4's Threw a pitching wedge 90 yards into the middle of a water hazard. Threw a 9 iron 30 feet into the middle of a water hazard threw a 3 iron 40 feet into the middle of a water hazard Drank 18 beers during a round of golf on more than one occasion Two chicks at once, yes, got really confusing. I don't bowl, I have serious issues with rented shoes. Hit one home run, I was 11 I suck at basketball I have scored a hat trick in soccer, but I was 13 at the time hit 22 of 25 skeet with a .410 with a modified choke Hit a bullseye with a .270 from 300 yards My most amazing feat, however, would be this: One fine spring morning we were headed out of the apartment to a UGA game. I was pretty smashed as we turned right down the sidewalk and that's when it all unfolded, lie a veil being lifted from my eyes... A squirrel was up ahead about 20 yards, he was burying something in the ground, he looked up and saw us and did the little squirrel move just before they take off when sensing danger is approaching. Sitting up a bit on their hind legs, tail twitching. I knew he was gonna take off across the road to escape us and I just had to do something about it. I had to act quickly, about 10 feet in front of me the gods had placed one of those 20 oz. plastic coke bottles, half full. I charged, the squirrel broke left about 10 to 15 yards in front of me, I lined up and sent the coke bottle sailing, line drive kick, 2 inches off the ground, shooting like a rocket... The squirrel was in full stride headed across that road when BAM that coke bottle caught him broad sided, sending him tumbling onto his side and back. The squirrel righted himself, looking a little dazed, he turned his head to the right, the left and for the life of him was trying to figure out what the hell had just happened. My buddy about peed himself he was laughing so hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bring Back Pat!!! Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 Rolled a 300Got a hole in one (Golf) Hit a Home Run over the fence Hat Trick 360 on a dirtbike Royal Flush on the deal Basketball buzzer beater enjoyed sexual relations with two women at the same time. no no yeah, a few from little league through Babe Ruth no no yes, was dealt a Royal in 5 card draw home game. yup, won a JV game in high school with a 3 at the buzzer from about 10 feet behind the line um, not really, but kinda I was, um, 'serviced' by two girls at the same time in high school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 well, I did hit a few home runs in HS baseball, but never had the satisfaction of hitting one over the fence. the field we played most of our games on didn't have a fence in left field. crack one hard in the gap and you could run all day though. on fields with fences I hit the warning track twice I remember trying many times to land a 360 off a little skateboard ramp. pretty sure I landed at least a few of them. hole in one? only in putt-putt and all of my sexual encounters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 Rolled a 300 Made it to the 9th frame. Got a hole in one (Golf) Never. I have holed a ball from about 160 with my 7 iron and I have hit the stick a few but never sunk it. Hit a Home Run over the fence Plenty starting in little league through HS. Hat Trick Never played the game. 360 on a dirtbike I don't think so but I have done all sorts of stuff. Royal Flush on the deal Not on the deal. Basketball buzzer beater Nope enjoyed sexual relations with two women at the same time.Nope because I just didn't want normal sex sex to become boring. Also never wanted the women to figure out that they don't need me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeductiveNun Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 (edited) Rolled a 300 Nope, doubt I've even topped 170 Got a hole in one (Golf) Nope, don't think I've ever really been close either Hit a Home Run over the fence Never really played baseball or softball Hat Trick Intramural floor hockey, yep. 360 on a dirtbike nope Royal Flush on the deal nope Basketball buzzer beater Not a buzzer beater, but iced the game with 2 late free throws once. enjoyed sexual relations with two women at the same time. Nope However, I did get a 29 hand in cribbage once. Edited March 14, 2011 by SeductiveNun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 enjoyed sexual relations with two women at the same time.Nope because I just didn't want normal sex sex to become boring. Also never wanted the women to figure out that they don't need me. Yeah, I'm sure that's why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detlef Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 Sorry to say, basically none of the above. Almost closed the deal on the last one, but one of the two bowed out at the end. I could throw out a list of my own but I never really played the sports in that list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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