Clubfoothead Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 Try explaining to a kid why you can't pause/record TV shows at the hotel. That is the worst part of staying in a hotel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skylive5 Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 You know you are getting old when gibberish spouted by idiots pushing an agenda to the incite the masses no longer invokes a want to respond. And when you cut only 9 of 10 fingernails. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikesVikes Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 You know you're getting old when you realize that Lucille Ball would be 100 freaking years old tomorrow. link link Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wildcat2334 Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 when you start listening to more sports and talk radio than music....... BUT one look in the "One Song" thread, and u realize old guys can dig on some tunes wow is some dated chit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atlanta Cracker Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 when you hurt your back sleeping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donutrun Jellies Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 When you're 9 years older than the Grandmother who the Raiders just signed as a cheerleader. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoperat Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 (edited) when you start reading threads titled "You know you're getting old, when" Edited August 5, 2011 by stoperat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 When you deliver a baby from someone you delivered as a baby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irish Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 When you deliver a baby from someone you delivered as a baby. WOW!! That sucks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 When you deliver a baby from someone you delivered as a baby. So, are mother and daughter spitting images of one another? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SayItAintSoJoe Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 (edited) It seems like the older I get the less time it takes me to find out that a woman is married. I moved into a new office building this week. It's one of those places where they rent out individual offices to several companies. So as I've been seeing other tenants there throughout the week I've been introducing myself. It seems like every time I introduced myself to a woman, by her third sentence she was somehow bringing her husband into the conversation. I don't remember this happening when I was younger. In fact I remember one time in my early 20's I met this woman at a club. We talked and danced all night. Afterwards we went back to her place and I noticed a picture of her and some dude on the wall. I asked her who that was and she casually said, "Oh, that's my husband". She had somehow left out that small detail about her life when she was telling me about herself earlier. Nowadays I can't even ask a woman "What time is it?", without her response being something like, "Oh my husband doesn't like to wear a watch either". Edited September 10, 2011 by SayItAintSoJoe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footballjoe Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 When you ...................................... When you.................. When.... Wait. What was the question again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footballjoe Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 When you ...................................... When you.................. When.... Wait. What was the question again? When you repeat what you just told your kids 5 minutes ago. When you repeat what you just told your kids 5 minutes ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeeR Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 When you can't get up without making a grunt or some similar noise. When you only watch re-runs of TV shows, most of which are at least 15-20 yrs old, because the crap coming out now is, well, crap. When you don't even listen to the radio because it's so pathetic. When you don't even care about having a sports car even if it's no big financially. sigh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WashingtonD Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 Several of you may have a medical condition with your testicles that you probably should have looked at by a professional (and by professional no I do not mean showing Taz on your web cam) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trojanmojo Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 When you can't get up without making a grunt or some similar noise. When you only watch re-runs of TV shows, most of which are at least 15-20 yrs old, because the crap coming out now is, well, crap. When you don't even listen to the radio because it's so pathetic. When you don't even care about having a sports car even if it's no big financially. sigh Oy, this is me too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SayItAintSoJoe Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 When you don't even care about having a sports car even if it's no big financially. Wow! I thought I was the only one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 when ya wanna cut a tree down and haul branches with yer wife instead of raping her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footballjoe Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 When you begin watching a football game an fall asleep in the chair. You wake up 30 minutes later and don't realize you even missed some of the game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loaf Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 ear hair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelBunz Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 when you hurt your back sleeping. or sneezing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrobn26 Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 or sneezing. Or break a rib doing same and a year and 3/4 later it's still broken! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 When, instead of being in Vegas for the 7th straight year for NFL kickoff, you're folding cloth diapers and installing motion sensing floodlights. Maybe that's not getting old... I'll be back next year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gopher Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 When, more often than not, you open a thread/topic that catches your eye, only to realize that you already read the entire thing... usually, only a day or two before. When you can't decide which is more difficult... seeing your toenails clearly enough to be able to cut them, or just being able to reach them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrobn26 Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 When you can't decide which is more difficult... seeing your toenails clearly enough to be able to cut them, or just being able to reach them. I go to the Podiatrist for that! Let him deal w/ my feet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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