Chief Dick Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Why are you making fun of my wife because she is deaf? You are a mean person. What? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yo mama Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 I never realized all of you know so much about nothing. I'm good at caulking, if that counts for anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bier Meister Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 I'm good at caulking, if that counts for anything. jimmy fallon: tell me you got that on camera! yo is good with caulk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 I'll also make up fake deadlines so I can screw off and do your project at the last minute. It'll still look great but you won't know the difference. So... any takers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irish Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 I'm good at caulking, if that counts for anything. I can use a man of your talents. I have a bathtub that needs some caulking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 I could probably be talked into giving complimentary Pap smears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 I could probably be talked into giving complimentary Pap smears. Hugh 0ne will be contacting you shortly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajncajn Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Any of you happen to be building a steel hulled ship? I can lay down the structural framing for you and design all of your foundations. I can also validate all of your damage control systems... yeah, I'll be REAL busy VERY soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 I never realized all of you know so much about nothing. We are all very special in our own special ways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Hugh 0ne will be contacting you shortly. PM sent. :pullsdownpants: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misunderstood Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 i supply birds with food and necessities in the park and use a bench as my desk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 (edited) i supply birds with food and necessities in the park and use a bench as my desk If you feed the birds toppins, wouldn't they choke on them? Edited January 25, 2008 by Big John Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 I also forgot to mention I'm a semi-professional grill popper. Works mostly circuses and county fairs right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Can I be the first to say that this thread is a classic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajncajn Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 (edited) Can I be the first to say that this thread is a classic? Is that all you do? Who would ever pay for that? Edit: wait...how much per thread? Edited January 25, 2008 by rajncajn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajncajn Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 (edited) I can use a man of your talents. I have a bathtub that needs some caulking. Code for "I like ass crack" NTTAWWT Edited January 25, 2008 by rajncajn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Is that all you do? Who would ever pay for that? Edit: wait...how much per thread? You missed my earlier post. I serve drinks with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajncajn Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 You missed my earlier post. I serve drinks with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detlef Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 I can use a man of your talents. I need a good "caulking". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irish Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Code for "I like ass crack" NTTAWWT Don't knock it before you try it. "Got Milk?" "Get Caulked." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DemonKnight Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 ive been known to show up at parties with a large back of majic mushrooms. Better not let Seminoles hear you say that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 ive been known to show up at parties with a large back of majic mushrooms. Do we have to shave it to get to the shrooms? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bier Meister Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 I also forgot to mention I'm a semi-professional grill popper. Works mostly circuses and county fairs right now. in the same vein, in addition to my culinary expertise i could provide the occational bitch slap to az and atomic for their looney antics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yo mama Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 I can use a man of your talents. I have a bathtub that needs some caulking. I'm sure you'll find yourself a good husband sooner or later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detlef Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 I crush other huddlers in on-line Risk. Can I get paid for that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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