bushwacked Posted May 2, 2008 Share Posted May 2, 2008 Broke my hand playing whiffleball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheikYerbuti Posted May 2, 2008 Share Posted May 2, 2008 I'm with DMD. . .many permanant scars all over and a back that throws out every 6 months like clockwork, but I've never (to my knowledge) broken a bone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
untateve Posted May 2, 2008 Share Posted May 2, 2008 broke a bone in my foot playing flag football. basically, some big guy accidentally stepped on my foot with his cleats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonkis Posted May 2, 2008 Share Posted May 2, 2008 All soft tissue damage for me, 2 x torn right ACL, dislocated elbow in wrestling. No broken bones. You may be better off than a soft tissue injury. Hope all goes well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajncajn Posted May 2, 2008 Share Posted May 2, 2008 The only bone I every broke was my nose. Some really big dude knocked my ass out in the parkling lot of White Castle. I was a bit intoxicated. Then you've never broken a bone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeductiveNun Posted May 2, 2008 Share Posted May 2, 2008 Broke the little toe on my right foot while trying to make a mad dash from the bed to the bathroom in a complete drunken stupor one night. Who knew hotel room furniture would be laid out differently than my furniture at home? Didn't feel it until about halfway through the next day, about when the booze wore off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted May 2, 2008 Share Posted May 2, 2008 Sorry about the broken collarbone, seminoles. I broke a finger playing football. While trying to catch a pass, the ball, my hand and the defensive back all tried to occupy the same space at the same time. It didn't work out so well for one of my fingers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyBalata Posted May 2, 2008 Share Posted May 2, 2008 Took me until last year at 48 to break my first. Car accident. Doc said my calcaneus bone in my foot was turned to dust. I now have a piece of artificial bone the size of a pingpong ball in there, along with a plated and 10 screws. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikesVikes Posted May 2, 2008 Share Posted May 2, 2008 Seminoles is the 3rd one. link Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bengal Mania Posted May 2, 2008 Share Posted May 2, 2008 Then you've never broken a bone. He meant his finger got broken when someone punched him in the nose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Love Posted May 2, 2008 Share Posted May 2, 2008 I broke my hip in a car accident the summer between my seventh and eighth grade years. There is no comfortable position with a broken hip. I also discovered the wonders of Tylenol-3 (codeine). I feel for you, seminoles. I was mediocre athlete in school, but I always seemed to excel in the gheyest sports in gym class. I was an f'n all-star at gymnastics, badmitten, and soccer (it wasn't cool when I was in school). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chavez Posted May 3, 2008 Share Posted May 3, 2008 No broken bones here. Split my head open when I broke a piece of concrete in two over it, nearly got my face bit off by a boxer when I was a tot, stopped a bad fall on asphalt with my face (took the skin off my nose, chunk out of the bridge, knocked out one tooth and killed the nerve in the other, and split open the inside of my bottom lip), had several shoulder separations resulting in surgery, but no broken bones. Not even a concussion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bring Back Pat!!! Posted May 3, 2008 Share Posted May 3, 2008 I've broke 7 of my fingers, mostly playing sports. And beside that, my best stories are head injuries causing mostly stitches. I've flipped over the handle bars of my bike, twice, got hit with two aluminum softball bats, and was in two car accidents. All that damage was done to my forehead. They've healed fairly well, but if you look closely, my head looks like a road map. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted May 3, 2008 Share Posted May 3, 2008 I must not have drank enough milk as a kid. Starting in 4th grade: nose - flipped over the handlebars on a bike I rode into a rock wrist - jumping off my bike to grab onto an overhead tree branch... missed and landed hard. ulna - playing tackle football, my endzone was a concrete wall. Who saw that coming? wrist - again, riding a bike, doing something stupid thumb - skiing other thumb - two weeks after the first thumb, also skiing I think I'm missing a few, but it definitely shows a trend. I was in casts from 4th to 10th grade for some stupid reason or another. The hospital pulled me aside and questioned me seriously to ask if my parents were abusing me. Nope, I'm just a dumbass. Oh, I also stuck a pen-knife in and out through my hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brewer Posted May 3, 2008 Share Posted May 3, 2008 Don't worry, collarbones heal. I've shattered mine twice. They'll give you a sling to keep it immobile for a while. First time they operated to put pins in my shoulder and had to wear the sling for 12 weeks. It's fine now, just gets a little stiff when it rains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KICK A$$ BLASTER Posted May 3, 2008 Share Posted May 3, 2008 I broke my collar bone in the fourth grade. It didn't really hurt, but I couldn't move my right arm. I broke my right arm two months ago. Now that hurt!! I snapped both the radius and ulna after falling out of the shower. Nothing like walking into the ER and telling the nurse I broke my arm and have her say a doctor will have to determine that....I showed her my dangling appendage and she shrieked like a little girl... The doctor called it a janitor break. Meaning that even a friggin janitor could make that call....DUH... I had surgery the next day and I now have 12 screws and two plates with me for the rest of my life... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seminoles Posted May 3, 2008 Author Share Posted May 3, 2008 So I eventually went to the doctor today to get an X-ray and afterwards my doc was looking at the picture and showed me where I completely broke and detatched my collarbone. I responded with "I kicked that collarbone's ass!" and high fived him, with the good arm of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziachild007 Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 I must not have drank enough milk as a kid. Starting in 4th grade: nose - flipped over the handlebars on a bike I rode into a rock wrist - jumping off my bike to grab onto an overhead tree branch... missed and landed hard. ulna - playing tackle football, my endzone was a concrete wall. Who saw that coming? wrist - again, riding a bike, doing something stupid thumb - skiing other thumb - two weeks after the first thumb, also skiing I think I'm missing a few, but it definitely shows a trend. I was in casts from 4th to 10th grade for some stupid reason or another. The hospital pulled me aside and questioned me seriously to ask if my parents were abusing me. Nope, I'm just a dumbass. Oh, I also stuck a pen-knife in and out through my hand. @ the mental image. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 Only used by young boys, and Greg Louganis It's spelled "Lougayness". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piratesownninjas Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 So how did you break your first bone? If that isn't a good story then what is the most dramatic way you've broken a bone? I'm hoping it isn't broken since I wanted to keep my streak going! Broke my right wrist, cracked my left wrist in the fifth grade playing football... Back-peddling on a slight hill during recess... The faculty didn't believe me when I said that I told them that I broke my wrist... One of them went as far to turn my wrist. Not too much fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 feel better seminoles broke my arm in two places placing flag football at the age of 31 ...landed real hard on it ...people heard it snap the pain was ridiculous .. so intense to this day it never healed perfectly and you feel lump in my left arm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprofessor Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 I broke my collarbone and finger playing football. I broke my arm in a motorcross race. I broke my leg by falling off a huge water pipe that was about 80 feet off the ground. I played the entire second half with the broken collarbone and didn't realize I had broken it until I went home and tried to roll up a sleeping bag and experienced probably the most excruciating pain I have ever felt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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