Perchoutofwater Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 So, I'm going through McDonalds today to get the kids a snack / dinner between school and dance lessons. I'm at the little speaker thing. Me: I'd like a 6 pc bi-product McNugget happy meal with a Dr. Pepper and a 10 pc bi-product McNugget happy meal with a Coke. Person some of you think needs a raise and health benefits: We don't have a 10 pc bi-product Mcnugget Happy Meal. I've ordered a 10pc meal before for my kid so I know they have something. Oh yeah there it is #5 "Value" meal. Me: I would like a #5 value meal. Person some of you think needs a raise and benefits: Would you like a drink and fries with that? Me: Yes Person some of you think needs a raise and benefits: Ok, what would you like to drink with that? Me: A Coke. Person some of you think needs a raise and benefits: Ok, so I have a #5 meal with a Coke right? Me: No you have a #5 meal with a coke and a 6 pc bi-product McNugget happy meal with a Dr. Pepper. Person some of you think needs a raise and benefits: So I have a #5 meal with a coke and a 6 pc bi-product McNugget happy meal with a Dr. Pepper. Me: Yes Person some of you think needs a raise and benefits: Your total is $10.52 pleas drive around the the first window. Me: Dumb ass (under my breath as I'm driving from the speaker to the window) So I drive around give the guy a credit card (I never carry cash unless I'm going to a casino). The guy hands me my card but no receipt. If it is under XX dollars you don't have to sign, I'm O.K. with that, but he doesn't give me a receipt. Person some of you think needs a raise and benefits: Please pull forward. Me: I'd like my credit card receipt. Person some of you think needs a raise and benefits: Why? Me: So I can know how much I was charged. Person some of you think needs a raise and benefits: You already know, I told you when you were at the speaker. Me: Yes, you told me but how do I know you didn't accidentally punch in the wrong number, or are pissed at me for call you a dumb ass as I drove around. Person some of you think needs a raise and benefits: Well the tape on the credit card machine ran out. Me: So, put new tape in. Person some of you think needs a raise and benefits: Please pull forward to the next window, and ask them have the manager print you off a receipt. So I pull forward. Second person some of you think needs a raise and benefits: Uh-um what did you have? Me: I had a #5 with a Coke, and a 6 pc bi-product McNugget happy meal with a Dr. Pepper, but what I really need is a credit card receipt for my purchase! Second person some of you think needs a raise and benefits: Uh-um O.K. hold on. She goes away for a minute and comes back with a cash register receipt, and hands it to me. Me: This is nice, but I want a credit card receipt, not a cash register receipt. Second person some of you think needs a raise and benefits: What's the difference? Me: Can I speak to your manager? She goes away, and the manager comes back with credit card receipt. Me: Thank You! So the girl at the window then hands me a bag containing a #5 Second person some of you think needs a raise and benefits: There you go, have a nice day! Me: What about the happy meal? Second person some of you think needs a raise and benefits: Oh, here, have a nice day! Me: Can I have some honey mustard to go with these? Second person some of you think needs a raise and benefits: Here you go, have a nice day! (she hands me one container of honey mustard) Me: I don't know do you think Ray Kroc can afford to give me one thing of honey mustard for each meal? Second person some of you think needs a raise and benefits: Who? Me: Never mind, can I have one more thing of honey mustard. Second person some of you think needs a raise and benefits: Here you go, have a nice day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursa Majoris Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 Moral of story: Never ever use drive thrus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keggerz Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 They only got 2 "Dumb Ass" out of you...man you wouldnt have wanted to be in the car with me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilly Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 Serves you right for going through the drive-through. Something is definately wrong in this country when it comes as a pleasent, unexpected surprise that you get good customer service. This happened to me today at a Wendys drive-through. As I was driving away, I thought "Wow, that guy was nice. I got all the stuff I ordered, it's hot, and it was fast service." Then I thought, "Why should I feel so good. Shouldn't that be a normal everyday occurance?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Dick Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 (edited) The best part of this story happens between Window 1 and Window 2: Person who needs a raise and benefits: "Some a-hole just called me a dumbass." Chef in back who makes less than the person who needs a raise and benefits: "You want me to give him the special sauce?" Person who needs a raise and benefits: "You know it." Edited January 16, 2009 by Chief Dick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whoopazz Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 Serves you right for going to a McD drivethru. Seriously, please just stop it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 we need to spend less on education so they cant even get a job at the drive up window.. strait to jail i say for the ingrates. it has to be cheaper right?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazinib1 Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 I love the drive thru thank you now-a-days. "Thanks have nice day"....its "Thank you, have a nice day" you stupid freaken moron!! Learn ENGLISH!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 They will have thier revenge when the cholesterol clogs your aorta. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 The best part of this story happens between Window 1 and Window 2: Person who needs a raise and benefits: "Some a-hole just called me a dumbass." Chef in back who makes less than the person who needs a raise and benefits: "You want me to give him the special sauce?" Person who needs a raise and benefits: "You know it." My thoughts exactly ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zooty Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 Serves you right for going to a McD drivethru. Seriously, please just stop it. and using a credit card Do your kids a favor and stop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 After I got burned at the Mickey D's drivethrough for the 3rd time, I thought about sending a mean email or something, but then I decided to just never go to that McDs anymore. I feel better now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Neutron Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 Moral of story: Never ever use drive thrus. Never go to the drive thru! They **** you at the drive thru! :LeoGetz: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_am_the_swammi Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 Chef in back who makes less than the person who needs a raise and benefits: "You want me to give him the special sauce?" Chef Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Neutron Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 I'm thinking of learning spanish, just so I can order at fast food places around here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooby Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 86 McDonalds go for chic-fil-a instead next time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
untateve Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 You give mcdonald's crap to your children? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 (edited) The McDonalds near my work closed at the end of last month. Edited January 16, 2009 by Big John Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackass Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 The McDonalds near my work closed at the end of last month. Mickey D's has actually been kicking ass lately, at least relatively in this economy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursa Majoris Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 Never go to the drive thru! They **** you at the drive thru! :LeoGetz: Always seems quicker to park and go in. I've been in and out of fast fooderies by the time the car line has advanced two cars. Don't have to deal with the crappy speaker system either, you can point at the food pictures to get the inarticulate moran behind the register to see what you want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 we need to spend less on education so they cant even get a job at the drive up window.. strait to jail i say for the ingrates. it has to be cheaper right?? The manager of the local Wal-Mart distribution center told a group of teachers here that the only thing we really need to teach is how to tell time. The employee will be taught everything they need to know to do their job after they get hired. The biggest problem Wal-Mart has is getting their employees to show up on time. I'm sure it's the same at McD's. We live in a world of dumbasses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retrograde assault Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 Yeah but every once in a blue moon you get a person who is nice and gets it just right, what an experience that is! Doesn't happen often mind you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 I don't recall having a bad experience at a fast food drive thru in years (some average, but no bad). I don't recall my order getting screwed up or the person being a dumbsh1t. Maybe it's just me? Of course I'd never use a CC at McDonalds either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Cid Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 I don't recall having a bad experience at a fast food drive thru in years (some average, but no bad). I don't recall my order getting screwed up or the person being a dumbsh1t. Maybe it's just me? Of course I'd never use a CC at McDonalds either. Cash only at McD's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perchoutofwater Posted January 16, 2009 Author Share Posted January 16, 2009 Cash only at McD's. The only time I carry cash is if I'm going to a casino. Otherwise I get a $20 bill every Friday, and use it to buy a coke or pack of gum at a gas station if I'm on the road, so as not to slow up others. Every thing else goes on the CC, I like that cash back, and I pay it off at the end of every month. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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