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When I eat a hotdog I always put the condiments on in this order: mustard, ketchep, onions and relish.

 

When I get to work I always have a routine of cutting on the lights and copier and then checking the fax machine.

 

I always shave the same way.

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If I have fries and gravy, I refuse to use a fork until there are only fries remaining that are completed covered in gravy and would cause me to get gravy on my figners if I didn't use a fork.

 

After someone small rides in the front seat of my truck or there is a large person in the back that causes the passenger seat to be moved up, I will always move the seat back to normal after everyone leaves.

 

When I mow the lawn, I always start in the middle and fan out instead of starting the closest to the house because I am paranoid that my angles will be wrong and the lawn will look stupid.

 

Anything I write, I will sign and add EIT to the end of my signature without even thinking. I have left notes to my wife that read "Went over to Mark's to watch the game. Have my cell. Signed, T Ford, EIT". I blame this one on work.

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If I have fries and gravy, I refuse to use a fork until there are only fries remaining that are completed covered in gravy and would cause me to get gravy on my figners if I didn't use a fork.

 

 

Anything I write, I will sign and add EIT to the end of my signature without even thinking. I have left notes to my wife that read "Went over to Mark's to watch the game. Have my cell. Signed, T Ford, EIT". I blame this one on work.

Fries with gravy? A Canadian dish?

 

For the rest of you, EIT means Engineer In Training, basically meaning being an engineer without having the PE license yet.

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Mayo is spread onto sandwich with butter knife. Always on the top slice. Mustard always on the bottom slice, squirted onto the bread in a swirl and NEVER spread with a knife.

 

Each square on a waffle must have syrup in it.

 

Peanut butter on bottom jelly on top.

 

I lick my finger before I roll one but not before I turn the page of a book.

 

If I sneeze, I always sneeze twice.

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Mayo is spread onto sandwich with butter knife. Always on the top slice. Mustard always on the bottom slice, squirted onto the bread in a swirl and NEVER spread with a knife.

 

Each square on a waffle must have syrup in it.

 

Peanut butter on bottom jelly on top.

 

I lick my finger before I roll one but not before I turn the page of a book.

 

If I sneeze, I always sneeze twice.

same with my Wife and if she sneezes once it means she's gettin sick....no chit it's like clockwork have you noticed that Club?

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Mayo is spread onto sandwich with butter knife. Always on the top slice. Mustard always on the bottom slice, squirted onto the bread in a swirl and NEVER spread with a knife.

 

Each square on a waffle must have syrup in it.

 

Peanut butter on bottom jelly on top.

 

I lick my finger before I roll one but not before I turn the page of a book.

 

If I sneeze, I always sneeze twice.

 

Plus one to the bolded.

 

Other than that I don't think I have any weird habits. Unless you count chewing on your toenails... :wacko:

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Mayo is spread onto sandwich with butter knife. Always on the top slice. Mustard always on the bottom slice, squirted onto the bread in a swirl and NEVER spread with a knife.

 

Each square on a waffle must have syrup in it.

 

Peanut butter on bottom jelly on top.

 

I lick my finger before I roll one but not before I turn the page of a book.

 

If I sneeze, I always sneeze twice.

 

Mayo and mustard... sacrelidge on a sammich... however, a mix of mayo and catsup on a burger is wonderful.

 

Syrup in all the squares... yep.

 

Jelly on top... yup.

 

Reverse... I never roll one, but do lick before a flip.

 

I'm a 3 sneeze person... always.

 

I always eat a little bit of everything in my plate, no one at a time stuff. I figure this started early, having to attempt to eat veggies I hated as a kid to dilute the taste. I can even remember before I had not been promoted to fork status, I'd put peas and mashed taters on the same spoonful. Now I love veggies, but take several samplings of each thing on the plate for a combo effect. It's a better way to live.

 

Gravy on FF's is weak. Be a man... or woman... catsup. ketchup, whatever, or vinegar. Canadian shenadian.... vinegar on fries is what a real Canuck would do. Cole slaw on a hot dog.... that's Maple Leaf stuff, not gravy on fries.

 

Anchovies straight out of the can. Yummy. I never pee in the shower. This intentionally comes right after the fish comment.

 

Salami and cheddar omlets. That is a Canadian thing too, as is Worstershire sauce on eggs, which is awsome.

 

I eat pizza from all 3 corners, meeting the delicacy in the middle of the delectable slice for the final bite.

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I never took notice of this, but it used to drive Marie crazy. She said that I eat one thing on my plate at a time, finish it, then on to the next.

I do that too.

 

Eat pizza from the crust side first, then go towards the center.

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I never took notice of this, but it used to drive Marie crazy. She said that I eat one thing on my plate at a time, finish it, then on to the next.

I guess I'm kinda the opposite. Say for instance I have a burger and fries... I like finishing both at the same time.

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If you make a habit out of strange, doesn't it become a mistress?

 

Like others, I have to have syrup in every square of a waffle.

I will eat all of one item on my plate before I will go to the next item. Only exception is mashed potatoes and english peas I mix them up and eat them.

When eating I will always eat the vegetables first and the meat last unless the meat is beef then I always eat it first.

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I guess I'm kinda the opposite. Say for instance I have a burger and fries... I like finishing both at the same time.

I have done this all my life. Recently I have discovered that if I finish the main course first, I stop eating the side dishes. This has allowed me to lose about 10 pounds. I'm going to continue that habit in the future and see how much weight I can lose.

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