spain Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 Report: Sheryl Crow's Solutions to Global Warming Monday, April 23, 2007 Americans may be using less toilet paper, if Sheryl Crow has her way. The singer, who is crossing the country on a biodiesel bus with producer Laurie David, proposes limiting toilet paper use as one solution to global warming, according to a Washington Post report. "I have spent the better part of this tour trying to come up with easy ways for us all to become a part of the solution to global warming," she wrote April 19 on the Biodiesel Bus blog, according to a report by the Washington Post. "Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating." Her toilet paper manifesto would limit how many squares of toilet paper Americans use in a sitting. Click here to read the Washington Post report. "Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required," she wrote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 Man... you sure read an awful lot of Entertainment news. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursa Majoris Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required," she wrote. Sheryl is obviously not a fan of curry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bushwacked Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 Man... you sure read an awful lot of Entertainment news. The right wing infatuation with celebrities is fascinating indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 yup seems the koolaid drinkers are more concerned with the celebs than anyone else Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caveman_Nick Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 (edited) Sheryl obviously never read the "One Sheet or Two" thread, because then she would realize that it takes 4 squares to consistently avoid ass finger. Edited April 26, 2007 by Caveman_Nick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 They can have my toilet paper when they pry it from my cold dead ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bier Meister Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 Report: Sheryl Crow's Solutions to Global Warming Monday, April 23, 2007 "Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required," she wrote. she must poo pebbles............. and isn't acquainted with polk or cliaz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 i gotta cob for her....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajncajn Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 I think she's full of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Irish Doggy Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 yup seems the koolaid drinkers are more concerned with the celebs than anyone else Ain't that the truth. After all the screaming about the liberal media and those damn liberals in Hollywood, who was talking about this story more than any other earlier this week? FOX News. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grits and Shins Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 1 square? Clearly she has not seen how hair my ass hole is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 Here's a secret....lesbians don't need toilet paper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Irish Doggy Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 Hell, I can't get out of the can without half a roll and a plunger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
godtomsatan Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 I'd wipe my ass with her CDs if it would make her feel better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caveman_Nick Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 Hell, I can't get out of the can without half a roll and a plunger. Perhaps you need a biday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 Sheryl is obviously not a fan of curry. Ok that made me snort soda out my nose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Red Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 Man, what makes celebrities, especially actors/singers, think any INTELLIGENT person would give two sheets about what comes out of their mouth when they aren't performing? Just because you can play an instrument, sing and bang famous people doesn't mean you aren't just average to stoopid. Wow, Sheryll, that is very interesting. Did you and Jessica Simpson, Rossie O'Donel, Bono and Tom Cruise come up with that. Hell, frack the scientist end their education then, I'll listen to you, especially if it's in the form of a song. If I spelled anyone's name wrong above, I don't think enough of them to care. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
godtomsatan Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 Man, what makes celebrities, especially actors/singers, think any INTELLIGENT person would give two sheets about what comes out of their mouth when they aren't performing? The fact that people pay attention to everything else they do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 Man, what makes celebrities, especially actors/singers, think any INTELLIGENT person would give two sheets about what comes out of their mouth when they aren't performing? Just because you can play an instrument, sing and bang famous people doesn't mean you aren't just average to stoopid. Wow, Sheryll, that is very interesting. Did you and Jessica Simpson, Rossie O'Donel, Bono and Tom Cruise come up with that. Hell, frack the scientist end their education then, I'll listen to you, especially if it's in the form of a song. If I spelled anyone's name wrong above, I don't think enough of them to care. 1 for her And many of us need a lot more than 1 sheet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H8tank Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 We like to draw the attention to the hypocrasy, she wants us to use one square, while she has private jets and 9 vehicle concert trains. They see themselves as the ruling class elite, the rich, the leaders... we are but the prolateriate wondering the flyover country waiting for them to tell us how to take a dump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broncosn05 Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 And I would never shake anyone's hand again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bushwacked Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 They see themselves as the ruling class elite, the rich, the leaders Which is further validated by by the attention and reaction they get from the right wing sheep Faux news mentality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 But what's her stance on tampons? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Irish Doggy Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 But what's her stance on tampons? recyclable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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