alexgaddis Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 I got to work this morning after almost falling alseep on the drive in...I had been sitting at my desk trying to stay awake for over an hour so I decided to go to McDonalds for an iced coffee...woke me right up! I don't normally have a problem waking up during the work week so I don't drink coffee on a regular basis at all...so the times when I do it works like a charm! Do you need coffee to get moving everyday? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheikYerbuti Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 I got to work this morning after almost falling alseep on the drive in...I had been sitting at my desk trying to stay awake for over an hour so I decided to go to McDonalds for an iced coffee...woke me right up! I don't normally have a problem waking up during the work week so I don't drink coffee on a regular basis at all...so the times when I do it works like a charm! Do you need coffee to get moving everyday? Don't need coffee to get going, but I like it. Ice Coffee rules. . .light and sweet. Yummm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 Coffee is the tool in which the aliens are trying to enslave the human population by. Coffee comes from the coffee bean which grows in warm, wet climates. In these climates the evil Pargoo-goos from the galaxy M31 [Andromeda] are placing microscopic worms into the beans that get absorbed by our stomach lining when we drink it. Once these worms hit 53 parts per million they begin to eat away at the reasoning part of the brain forcing us to do mindless stuff like tabulate football stats into spreadsheets, balance check books and get married. Once 90% of the human population has reach this level of worms the Pargoo-goos [Goo-goos for short] will begin landing their invasion force of bisexual potatoes. These potatoes will begin to infect our food supply and cause all females to make out with each other. Once this has happened we are all doomed. Do not drink coffee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunning Linguist Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 Coffee is the tool in which the aliens are trying to enslave the human population by. Coffee comes from the coffee bean which grows in warm, wet climates. In these climates the evil Pargoo-goos from the galaxy M31 [Andromeda] are placing microscopic worms into the beans that get absorbed by our stomach lining when we drink it. Once these worms hit 53 parts per million they begin to eat away at the reasoning part of the brain forcing us to do mindless stuff like tabulate football stats into spreadsheets, balance check books and get married. Once 90% of the human population has reach this level of worms the Pargoo-goos [Goo-goos for short] will begin landing their invasion force of bisexual potatoes. These potatoes will begin to infect our food supply and cause all females to make out with each other. Once this has happened we are all doomed. Do not drink coffee Dude, i think you're drinking way too much coffee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 No coffee...Hot tea for me because I'm full of class and snobbery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebellab Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 We drink de-caf in the Rebellab household. I get a reaction late in the day from too much caffine in the morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmarc117 Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 (edited) yes, unfortunately. i usually have about 4-5 cups by noon. now im hooked. on the weekends, if i dont have any, im sluggish and get a headache. f'ing caffeine cartel!!!! Edited August 6, 2007 by dmarc117 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 Mrs HR does not allow me to have it. Coffee makes me horny. Love you long time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexgaddis Posted August 6, 2007 Author Share Posted August 6, 2007 (edited) yes, unfortunately. i usually have about 4-5 cups by noon. now im hooked. on the weekends, if i dont have any, im sluggish and get a headache. f'ing caffeine cartel!!!! Thank you Nancy Reagan! I mean P.elosi Edited August 6, 2007 by alexgaddis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REZ Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 I don't need coffee. I just like coffee Yeah, that's the ticket....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 Coffee for me by the buckets ..l Espresso two or 3 times a day , plus my large ice coffee in the summer Many summer nights I have turkish coffee after dinner ( tirkish coffee is basically espresso but with the grinds still in and they settle to the bottom ) ...that stuff would wake up rip van winkle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 Coffee is the tool in which the aliens are trying to enslave the human population by. Coffee comes from the coffee bean which grows in warm, wet climates. In these climates the evil Pargoo-goos from the galaxy M31 [Andromeda] are placing microscopic worms into the beans that get absorbed by our stomach lining when we drink it. Once these worms hit 53 parts per million they begin to eat away at the reasoning part of the brain forcing us to do mindless stuff like tabulate football stats into spreadsheets, balance check books and get married. Once 90% of the human population has reach this level of worms the Pargoo-goos [Goo-goos for short] will begin landing their invasion force of bisexual potatoes. These potatoes will begin to infect our food supply and cause all females to make out with each other. Once this has happened we are all doomed. Do not drink coffee Sounds like scientology Thank you Mr Tom Cruise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joethin Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 Coffee is the tool in which the aliens are trying to enslave the human population by. Coffee comes from the coffee bean which grows in warm, wet climates. In these climates the evil Pargoo-goos from the galaxy M31 [Andromeda] are placing microscopic worms into the beans that get absorbed by our stomach lining when we drink it. Once these worms hit 53 parts per million they begin to eat away at the reasoning part of the brain forcing us to do mindless stuff like tabulate football stats into spreadsheets, balance check books and get married. Once 90% of the human population has reach this level of worms the Pargoo-goos [Goo-goos for short] will begin landing their invasion force of bisexual potatoes. These potatoes will begin to infect our food supply and cause all females to make out with each other. Once this has happened we are all doomed. Do not drink coffee Thanks dude, that was awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hat Trick Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 I pretty much cut all caffeine out of my system a few months back. I do drink a coke on occasion (2-3 a month), but I don't drink coffee. You all have your coffee addictions and I have my cigarettes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 No coffee...Hot tea for me because I take it in the ass. fixed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajncajn Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 I drink it because I like it, but it does nothing to keep me awake. If I drink too much it just gives me the jitters, but I'm still just as sleepy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bier Meister Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 I drink it because I like it, but it does nothing to keep me awake. that's me right there...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaxfactor Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 These potatoes will begin to infect our food supply and cause all females to make out with each other. My pants are tight! I might just start drinking excess amounts of coffee now. Thanks for the heads up cliaz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
untateve Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 must have coffee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chiefjay Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 (edited) Mrs HR does not allow me to have it. Coffee makes me horny. Love you long time. Jesus HR, every post now from you is about your boner and your wife having to fight you off. Go pound one off and come back. Edited August 7, 2007 by chiefjay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 The irony of a coffee thread and no use of the graemlin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McNasty Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 I drink a quad Mocha every morning, for the caffeine/sugar buzz. I hate eating in the morning, but know I need to put something in the tank to get through until lunch. I pretty much cut all caffeine out of my system a few months back. I do drink a coke on occasion (2-3 a month), but I don't drink coffee. You all have your coffee addictions and I have my cigarettes. Man, I don't understand how you can smoke and not drink coffee. If ever the gods intended for two flavors to go together, it was coffee and cigarettes, followed closely by Penaut Butter and Jelly. Every time I give up cigs, I have to quit coffee, too. Because, to me, without a smoke, it tastes like crap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Jesus HR, every post now from you is about your boner and your wife having to fight you off. Go pound one off and come back. It's called PDS, otherwise known as Panther Dave Syndrome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moss6 Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Coffee is the tool in which the aliens are trying to enslave the human population by. Coffee comes from the coffee bean which grows in warm, wet climates. In these climates the evil Pargoo-goos from the galaxy M31 [Andromeda] are placing microscopic worms into the beans that get absorbed by our stomach lining when we drink it. Once these worms hit 53 parts per million they begin to eat away at the reasoning part of the brain forcing us to do mindless stuff like tabulate football stats into spreadsheets, balance check books and get married. Once 90% of the human population has reach this level of worms the Pargoo-goos [Goo-goos for short] will begin landing their invasion force of bisexual potatoes. These potatoes will begin to infect our food supply and cause all females to make out with each other. Once this has happened we are all doomed. Do not drink coffee I bow down in praise to the all-knowing overlords of M31 daily Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyclones Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 No coffee for me, but I drink Diet Cokes by the bucket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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