Chief Dick Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 We are getting ready to go to dinner. Me: "You're wearing that shirt? Looks like a muumuu." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
millerx Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 We are getting ready to go to dinner. Me: "You're wearing that shirt? Looks like a muumuu." Chief Dick is SEC=UGA? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 That weight's going to come right off after you squeeze that thing out...right?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perchoutofwater Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 Can we get the doctor to add two or three stitches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikesVikes Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 Can we get the doctor to add two or three stitches. A friend of mine did mention that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 Can we get the doctor to add two or three stitches. I get the request for the so-called "husband stitch" all the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yo mama Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 I get the request for the so-called "husband stitch" all the time. Tacky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 Tacky. Yeah, it leaves me in stitches every time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
untateve Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 I get the request for the so-called "husband stitch" all the time. Just curiously, do women ever request it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polksalet Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 You sure don't sweat much for a fat chick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABearWithFurniture Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 Guess you don't need those implants after all... ( ` )( ` ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 You've been sleeping with the mailman, eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 Chief Dick is SEC=UGA? And you know I would never say something like that while she is pregnant. Me - No honey I'm really not into having sex with you at this stage of your pregnancy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rattsass Posted June 26, 2010 Share Posted June 26, 2010 Of course I still find you attractive. Can you get undressed okay with this light off? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mucca Posted June 26, 2010 Share Posted June 26, 2010 Whatdya got, a whole litter in there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowboutthemCowboys Posted June 26, 2010 Share Posted June 26, 2010 You sure don't sweat much for a fat chick. Whatdya got, a whole litter in there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted June 26, 2010 Share Posted June 26, 2010 Just curiously, do women ever request it? Oh, yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaP'N GRuNGe Posted June 26, 2010 Share Posted June 26, 2010 We are getting ready to go to dinner. Me: "You're wearing that shirt? Looks like a muumuu." Her: Guess what? The vasectomy DID work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt770 Posted June 26, 2010 Share Posted June 26, 2010 Can't be mine unless you're 7 months along already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turf Smurf Posted June 26, 2010 Share Posted June 26, 2010 Your sister is pregnant too........ooops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajncajn Posted June 26, 2010 Share Posted June 26, 2010 It's the immaculate conception part deux. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooby's Hubby Posted June 26, 2010 Share Posted June 26, 2010 mmmmmm, this wine is so tasty, too bad you can't have any. pass me that lighter, too, I need a smoke. just don't start beeping while she is backing up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooby's Hubby Posted June 26, 2010 Share Posted June 26, 2010 Chief Dick is SEC=UGA? sorry SEC=UGA, but that was kinda funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
borge007 Posted June 26, 2010 Share Posted June 26, 2010 Tacky. Wouldn't they hurt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbpfan1231 Posted June 26, 2010 Share Posted June 26, 2010 I've seen less rolls in a bakery. Could be said daily here in Sconny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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