tazinib1 Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 Me and my son had this discussion today. He wants to send siege weapons to Hannibal, hence no romantic languages (french,italian,spanish). I want to be in the grassy knoll. What say you? Do you do it for greed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_bone65 Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 8/26/90 first marriage. Should of listened to my Mom and best friend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt770 Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 When I was on a flight to Dallas about 11 years ago to visit my cousin, there was this really hot blonde sitting next to me flirting heavily. I was engaged at the time, but it ended up not working out. The blonde told me she worked as a flight attendant for a private airline and often served famous athletes. We talked the whole way and it got somewhat intense without anything physical happening, if that makes sense. At one point there was turbulence and she got kind of an odd look on her face...I asked her what was the matter...she said turbulence drives her nuts. "Oh, don't be scared, it's normal", I said. She said, no, not scared...and bit her lower lip and looked back toward the bathroom, then really intently into my eyes. Her face was flushed and she squirmed in her seat. I've got stuff in the spank bank that predates this...had I followed through it would BE the spank bank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 I wouldn't have smoked crack with taz and Tom Sizemore. Dude keeps calling me a crackhead for some reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazinib1 Posted December 29, 2011 Author Share Posted December 29, 2011 I wouldn't have smoked crack with taz and Tom Sizemore. Dude keeps calling me a crackhead for some reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 October 1974. I wouldn't set that kid on fire in the barracks again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
godtomsatan Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 I would have never have opened this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bier Meister Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 I would have never have opened this thread. bastard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunday Couch Potatoe Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 bastard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boltnlava Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 I wouldn't have knocked over a tiny tree and broke 3 irreplaceable ornaments at my friends house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
electricrelish Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 I wouldn't have knocked over a tiny tree and broke 3 irreplaceable ornaments at my friends house. Well, you know what they say...there are no accidents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rovers Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 Funny stuff.... but after some thought... I'd kill Muhamed at birth. No Muhamed, no Muslims. What would the world be like now? Peaceful? Not likely, but I'd like to see how that might have worked out. A world without Islam. Few terrorists, maybe no suicide bombers. Peace in the middle east even? Yeah... that's what I'd do. Maybe I'm biased... too many funerals to go to because of the extremists. Imagine all the people... living.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Dick Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 This is easy. I'd go back before my dad died and ask him, "Why did you choose a piece of ass over your 3 boys." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keggerz Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 This is easy. I'd go back before my dad died and ask him, "Why the did you choose a piece of ass over your 3 boys." man that sucks, sorry to hear that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rovers Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 This is easy. I'd go back before my dad died and ask him, "Why the did you choose a piece of ass over your 3 boys." Why bother? Any answer would desrve a punch in the face. Just go back and punch him in the face?... I understand that. I would not ask my old man why he beat the Athena out of me so often. I'd just give him a taste. But I'd still rather kill Muhammed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polksalet Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 Gettysburg with an A-10 and 20,000 AK's and a 10 million rounds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perchoutofwater Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 I'd have Anson Jones give James Polk the finger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frenzal rhomb Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 I wouldn't have knocked over a tiny tree and broke 3 irreplaceable ornaments at my friends house. thanks man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
godtomsatan Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 Funny stuff.... but after some thought... I'd kill Muhamed at birth. No Muhamed, no Muslims. What would the world be like now? Peaceful? Not likely, but I'd like to see how that might have worked out. A world without Islam. Few terrorists, maybe no suicide bombers. Peace in the middle east even? Yeah... that's what I'd do. Maybe I'm biased... too many funerals to go to because of the extremists. Imagine all the people... living.... If there was no Muhamed, then there'd be some dude named Steve from the 9th Century somewhere to fill the void.....like people 1000 years from now will think of Joseph Smith. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyBalata Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 Dec 11th 2006. Wouldnt get in my car and get on the highway that morning. Dec 10th was the last pain free day i've had. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 I wouldn't have knocked over a tiny tree and broke 3 irreplaceable ornaments at my friends house. I wouldn't have takin rocks from that Irishmans million dollar rock garden Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 In high school I had a guy that I considered a friend. He was a good guy and a really funny kid. We werent the type of friends that hung out all the time or called each other but whenever I saw him we would always have a good time and we did like each other. His girlfriend lived one block away from me. We were at a party one night and his girlfriend was sitting next to me at a table and we were all drinking and under the table she just grabbed my sausage and peppers. She said she was going to call me when she got home. She did . I went down to her house and we bumped uglies. It was very out of character for me because I am always loyal to my friends but I was a horny high school kid and I put that before a friendship that night and I truly was always ashamed of myself for doing that. He ended up finding out and we never spoke again. Fast forward to a year ago. I am bartending a private party and he walks in. I poured him drinks all night and he pretended he didnt know/recognize me. I dont blame him. I betrayed him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonorator Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 In high school I had a guy that I considered a friend. He was a good guy and a really funny kid. We werent the type of friends that hung out all the time or called each other but whenever I saw him we would always have a good time and we did like each other. His girlfriend lived one block away from me. We were at a party one night and his girlfriend was sitting next to me at a table and we were all drinking and under the table she just grabbed my sausage and peppers. She said she was going to call me when she got home. She did . I went down to her house and we bumped uglies. It was very out of character for me because I am always loyal to my friends but I was a horny high school kid and I put that before a friendship that night and I truly was always ashamed of myself for doing that. He ended up finding out and we never spoke again. Fast forward to a year ago. I am bartending a private party and he walks in. I poured him drinks all night and he pretended he didnt know/recognize me. I dont blame him. I betrayed him but would you change anything? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 I was a good athlete growing up. I chose alcohol over sports once I got into high school. I wish I could go back and make that decision over again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 but would you change anything? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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