untateve Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 The family is having dinner and we're having typical dinner conversation. I'm not sure how we got on the conversation, but I told my 11-yr-old that when you like a girl, your stomach gets all nervous like there are butterflies in it. Now my 8-yr-old, when he was 6-7 yrs old, had a girl he liked in his class. She even kissed him on the cheek. Apparently due to his experiences, he disputed my assertion that one's stomach feels like there are butterflies in it when one likes a girl. Instead, he said that his "penis gets like a diving board." He then made his arm real straight, moved it back and forth, and made the sound a diving board makes just after you dive off of it. He then said, "You know, it's not bendable." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonorator Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 "You know, it's not bendable." i find this to be true as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codwagon Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Stupid young punks and their unbendable erections. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajncajn Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 i find this to be true as well. + 2...or 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 The family is having dinner and we're having typical dinner conversation. I'm not sure how we got on the conversation, but I told my 11-yr-old that when you like a girl, your stomach gets all nervous like there are butterflies in it. Now my 8-yr-old, when he was 6-7 yrs old, had a girl he liked in his class. She even kissed him on the cheek. Apparently due to his experiences, he disputed my assertion that one's stomach feels like there are butterflies in it when one likes a girl. Instead, he said that his "penis gets like a diving board." He then made his arm real straight, moved it back and forth, and made the sound a diving board makes just after you dive off of it. He then said, "You know, it's not bendable." Thats great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Maybe you could get him in a "smiling Bob" commercial. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yo mama Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Classic. Are you being a good father, and leaving porn around the house in places he's bound to find it, but will still think you're hiding it from him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 You may want to teach the boy some of the proper terminology so he doesn't give graphic physical demonstrations to anyone else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Oh my, that is one of the funniest things I have ever heard. Instant classic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clubfoothead Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Shortly I will be the father of two girls. I find this story neither cute nor amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Czarina Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 When my son was 7, his class was doing a math lesson on measuring one day. Somehow, he ended up asking the girl he was partnered with to measure his....pants. Just my luck, the substitute teacher in the class that day was the principal's daughter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoJoTheWebToedBoy Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 The family is having dinner and we're having typical dinner conversation. I'm not sure how we got on the conversation, but I told my 11-yr-old that when you like a girl, your stomach gets all nervous like there are butterflies in it. Now my 8-yr-old, when he was 6-7 yrs old, had a girl he liked in his class. She even kissed him on the cheek. Apparently due to his experiences, he disputed my assertion that one's stomach feels like there are butterflies in it when one likes a girl. Instead, he said that his "penis gets like a diving board." He then made his arm real straight, moved it back and forth, and made the sound a diving board makes just after you dive off of it. He then said, "You know, it's not bendable." So, I'm curious...... After you quit laughing and picked yourself off the floor, what was your reply????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Classic. Send it in to Reader's Digest. I hear they'll pay money for family stories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Funny stuff!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alchico Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Absolutely Priceless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 The family is having dinner and we're having typical dinner conversation. I'm not sure how we got on the conversation, but I told my 11-yr-old that when you like a girl, your stomach gets all nervous like there are butterflies in it. Now my 8-yr-old, when he was 6-7 yrs old, had a girl he liked in his class. She even kissed him on the cheek. Apparently due to his experiences, he disputed my assertion that one's stomach feels like there are butterflies in it when one likes a girl. Instead, he said that his "penis gets like a diving board." He then made his arm real straight, moved it back and forth, and made the sound a diving board makes just after you dive off of it. He then said, "You know, it's not bendable." Thats my favorite part right there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Irish Doggy Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Unta, trying to bring his boys up Leave It to Beaver style finds their minds are already in the gutter. Where they should be. Bless their little boners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Is there a 3rd younger sister in the Spears family? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Cid Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Perhaps you should teach him the euphamism "strong like bull". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 The family is having dinner and we're having typical dinner conversation. I'm not sure how we got on the conversation, but I told my 11-yr-old that when you like a girl, your stomach gets all nervous like there are butterflies in it. Now my 8-yr-old, when he was 6-7 yrs old, had a girl he liked in his class. She even kissed him on the cheek. Apparently due to his experiences, he disputed my assertion that one's stomach feels like there are butterflies in it when one likes a girl. Instead, he said that his "penis gets like a diving board." He then made his arm real straight, moved it back and forth, and made the sound a diving board makes just after you dive off of it. He then said, "You know, it's not bendable." sometime the apple does fall far from the tree ( very far ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muck Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 As the father of two boys, I can only imagine what sorts of things await me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 so he is different from his dad??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menudo Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelBunz Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Priceless Unta. Sort of like trying to tell a child that storks bring babies....only to have them pull out an anatomically correct baby doll and explain in great detail and medical terminology EXACTLY where babies come from. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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