polksalet Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 I just told Jr. and told him about the dress and billboard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Love Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 At his age, I was looking at any magazine I could get my hands on. Can you imagine what you might have done at his age had you the same media sources? No kidding. My friends and I spent basically every waking minute between ages 10 and 14 trying to find porn or a close equivalent. Kids don't even have to learn ingenuity nowadays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Dick Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 What's your son's paypal addy? Â I would like to donate some cash for his pron fund. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chavez Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 his buddy will be getting the same lecture we gave our son, except this one will involve lots of Bible quoting and requiring of going to Mass and Confession. Your son should be feeling lucky already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swashbucklers Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 What's your son's paypal addy? I would like to donate some cash for his pron fund.  This is exactly why my wife has the parental controls set up, and won't let me know the code! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 Does he seem embarrassed about it? If so... the shame seems like enough punishment to keep it from happening again. Â If he's indignant about it, kick his ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atlanta Cracker Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 As far as him paying for it... he should. But make him decide how he does it, set a payment due date and see what he does to get this money, work, sell his own stuff, whatever. In my mind it makes it more personal ifhe has to decide what he is giving up to make restitution. Â Â I would make the payment due date the date the bill is due. Let him figure out how to get the money and let him know that if he doesn't you will be filling the car up with enough stuff to secure the payment at the pawn shop. Oh, and while the other kid may be required to help pay for it by his parents don't let your son off the hook for the whole thing. Have the other parents keep their son's portion and donate it to their church or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nhoops Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 you need parental controls on the tv and computer. this is a must with children.  I guess you only make that mistake once...  pretty funny stuff. Like others said, make him pay for what he charged.  I also agree with the post about the difference between the actors in the movies and the girls in his grade.......you don't want a visit from Little Debbies Dad, although it sounds like he was scared off.  Good Luck  oh..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timmypg Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 Does your son or his buddy have a computer? If so you need to teach them that pron is free & untraceable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 Did he as least DVR them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boat_hacked Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 I like the idea of the reports on p0rn. Also, his repayment tie his grade to it. Every A is worth $$, a B is worth $1/2, etc. He can look at it as payment for his p0rn bill. Plus hold the Xbox as collateral until the grades pay back his bill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grits and Shins Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 You know I always hear those stories about boys that were caught smoking and their parents made them chain smoke until they got sick. Â Maybe you should force feed your son pr0n, after being reviewed and approved by yourself of course, until he becums sick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 You know I always hear those stories about boys that were caught smoking and their parents made them chain smoke until they got sick. Maybe you should force feed your son pr0n, after being reviewed and approved by yourself of course, until he becums sick. Is Blue Balls sick? I'm sure that kid would suffer quickly of some major blue balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajncajn Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 You know I always hear those stories about boys that were caught smoking and their parents made them chain smoke until they got sick. Maybe you should force feed your son pr0n, after being reviewed and approved by yourself of course, until he becums sick. Perv. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pope Flick Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 We have decided he needs to write me a report (something he HATES to do) on each and every one of the movies. To be checked for grammar and punctuation. Â Â Suffering succotash!? So you want to to describe money shots and whether or not it was on the face? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted September 11, 2007 Author Share Posted September 11, 2007 Does your son or his buddy have a computer? If so you need to teach them that pron is free & untraceable. I work in IT. Nothing is untraceable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted September 11, 2007 Author Share Posted September 11, 2007 Suffering succotash!? So you want to to describe money shots and whether or not it was on the face? Â A synopsis will be adequate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted September 11, 2007 Author Share Posted September 11, 2007 I like the idea of the reports on p0rn. Also, his repayment tie his grade to it. Every A is worth $$, a B is worth $1/2, etc. He can look at it as payment for his p0rn bill. Plus hold the Xbox as collateral until the grades pay back his bill. Â Nice spin on this. Wish I had thought of it. Â We are paying him $3.00 /hour for yard work. He spent four hours yesterday, and has cleaning the gutters ahead of him on Friday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
untateve Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 We are paying him $3.00 /hour for yard work. He spent four hours yesterday, and has cleaning the gutters ahead of him on Friday. Â So, because your son likes pron, you decide to give him a job that belongs to a hard working American. You don't pay him minimum wage or provide benefits. Your son needs an attorney. Why do you hate all that is America? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 He could've gotten a hooker for cheaper. Â One of the greatest days when I was 12 or 13 was finding a box of dirty magazines in the woods. He's perfectly normal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Irish Doggy Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 He could've gotten a hooker for cheaper. Â One of the greatest days when I was 12 or 13 was finding a box of dirty magazines in the woods. He's perfectly normal. Â Â Dang, that's like finding a Leprechan's gold at the end of a rainbow, but better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Misfit Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 You know I always hear those stories about boys that were caught smoking and their parents made them chain smoke until they got sick. Maybe you should force feed your son pr0n, after being reviewed and approved by yourself of course, until he becums sick.  Ciagrettes and pron remind me of my favorite Groucho Marx line from You Bet Your Life ... (paraphrasing from memory ...)  Woman: I have eight children.  Groucho: Eight? Why so many?  Woman: I love my husband!  Groucho: Well, I love a good cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nhoops Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 He could've gotten a hooker for cheaper. Â One of the greatest days when I was 12 or 13 was finding a box of dirty magazines in the woods. He's perfectly normal. Â A whole box ....we only found one or 2 , hid them under logs in the woods. I spent alot of times in the woods that summer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wirehairman Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 I wouldn't sell his stuff...but I would consider confiscating at least some of it until he can pay off the bill and get the stuff back from you. You be the pawn shop, so to speak. Â I like this spin on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShiznit Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 You know I always hear those stories about boys that were caught smoking and their parents made them chain smoke until they got sick. Maybe you should force feed your son pr0n, after being reviewed and approved by yourself of course, until he becums sick.  LOL...that is what I was thinking. Rent one more, for good measure, invite over the other kid and father with both moms....and watch as a family so to speak. If you have DVR capability, make them tell you in each scene what is so spectacular about defiling a woman. This is where the women can be of good use. They can support you with what you are saying. the boys will be so embarrassed they will never watch porn again. And as an added benefit...you may get a massage with a happy ending!!!!! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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