Big Country Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 A few us should apologize to Superballa too. We thought we had him in our sights for a while there. 740350[/snapback] Well... when you think about it, it's Superballa's fault for obviously having enough tendencies similar to a gay elf for us to consider him being said gay elf. Hey.. where there's smoke, there's fire..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 Excellent job Thews! To dig up that dark time in your life and share it with us can only mean one thing. You need help in a big way. Hopefully you got a chance to nail Chewbacca because whatever they paid you to model wasn't enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REZ Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 Thank God I'm not in any leagues with him. Would've had to quit it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajncajn Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 Don’t hate me because I like syrup on my spaghetti and Al Davis pulled my beloved Raiders from LA (Jim Plunkett era fan) and ruined my childhood allegiance to a pro team. I admit it… tis I. About 8 years ago I was asked to model some Halloween costumes. They paid me, and I thought it would be a good chance to hook up with one of females during the day. This place is a distributor of costumes, and while some are low-end, most of them are high-end and sell for over $200. I figured I’d be a vampire, warlock, or some other cool costume. Let’s just say you don’t get to pick which ones you get to don, and some of them were on the gay side… it doesn’t get any gayer than “Male Elf”. Either way the purpose of the pictures was to go in the catalog and on the front display in the packaged costumes. Two Halloweens ago, I mentioned this little skeleton in the closet (pun intended) to a friend at work. He thought it would be great fun to find the pics, which had since made their way to the internet unbeknownst to me, and send them out to our mutual friends at work. I was not amused initially, as people I didn’t know were chuckling as I passed them in the hallways. I did this for two years so there are more than a few out there, and I’m thanking fate for the absence of a wizard hat and robe pic. It took a good month before the passing hallway jabs subsided, but it all eventually went away. When I first read about MH, the first thought that hit me was the portal directly into hell I’d be opening if the shredders ever got a hold of the skeleton buried deepest in the closet… male elf. A side note to something you can’t see is the chick I’m in this picture with. She had a nice body, but also had the hairiest arms of any woman I’d even seen, and if you wanted to run a DNA scan for missing link data it would have been warranted. Check out my avatar for another pic and check the arm hair on both of us. They told me to bring some brown and black shoes with me to take these pics, and I brought cowboy boots. I actually took a picture in a ninja costume wearing black cowboy boots, so if you’re in your friendly neighborhood mall next Halloween when the outlet costume store opens, and there’s a ninja costume wearing cowboy boots, you’ll know there’s an elf behind that mask. So Capt”n and Whomper, when does the next MH support group meet? 740322[/snapback] :slowlybacksoutofroom: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skins Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 It is boogie McBoog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 A few us should apologize to Superballa too. We thought we had him in our sights for a while there. 740350[/snapback] I apologize to SuperBalla for thinking it was him. (It's just that everything fit...elfen, gay, tattoo, no team!!! ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Little Bit Special Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 After inadvertently wreaking havoc on the elf community due to his ungainly size, a man raised as an elf at the North Pole is sent to the U.S. in search of his true identity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 After inadvertently wreaking havoc on the elf community due to his ungainly size, a man raised as an elf at the North Pole is sent to the U.S. in search of his true identity. 740380[/snapback] That movie's been done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaP'N GRuNGe Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 I'm really speachless I guess. A MH pic for the ages Thew Man Chew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABearWithFurniture Posted March 18, 2005 Author Share Posted March 18, 2005 (edited) Pretty funny...when Thews got interested in doing this he wasn't too sure about it due to the nature of the photo. After he decided though, he figured with enough of the right clues everybody would assume it was Superballa...d'mn if he wasn't right! Good job... Edited March 18, 2005 by ABearWithFurniture Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skins Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 I now understand you Thews. It suddenly makes complete sense. Yer a right wing Christian born again tooling for hairy armed ass in a gay male elf costume. It all becomes so horribly clear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaP'N GRuNGe Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 I'm really speachless I guess. A MH pic for the ages Thew Man Chew. 740388[/snapback] Oh, and a pretty gay one too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 Clue #13 - Pro death penalty. Clue #14 - Lives in a state that starts with the letter C. 740204[/snapback] it IS controller :eek: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fantasy Jesus Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 who is this FANTASY JESUS guy?? I saw him here yesterday but has he responded to anything?? cause you gotta be gods son to post a pic like that here 739791[/snapback] Wow. How did I get dragged into this mess? I feel like I need a shower now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Like Soup Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 Dayum thews...:shakeshead: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bushwacked Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 Bushwacked gets the tube socks, post #51... well done... Post #51 740359[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furd Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 Nothing intelligent designed that brownie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 it IS controller :eek: 740416[/snapback] Controller is the chick elf. Thews is the male. Good job, Thews. Classic pic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABearWithFurniture Posted March 18, 2005 Author Share Posted March 18, 2005 Bushwacked gets the tube socks, post #51... well done... 740359[/snapback] hmmm...seems the postal worker in my neighborhood has just recently been sporting what look to be new tube socks that look exactly like the ones I've been stuffing into the mailbox... has anybody got theirs yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squeegiebo Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 I was really hoping it was Squeegie too...would've fulfilled 4 out my 6 fantasies. 740077[/snapback] Nothing intelligent designed that brownie. 740453[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skins Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 Nothing intelligent designed that brownie. 740453[/snapback] The Great Baboon had a hand in this. Clearly unintelligent design at work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Controller Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 Controller is the chick elf. Thews is the male. Good job, Thews. Classic pic. 740484[/snapback] Note to self: Add Timmayy and Az to "the list". BTW, Timmayy - you are wasting valuable lawyer-website-hacking time on these Mystery Homo parades. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramhock Posted March 19, 2005 Share Posted March 19, 2005 So Capt”n and Whomper, when does the next MH support group meet? 740322[/snapback] at someone thinking Whomper deserves mention in the same sentence as The Capt'n. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted March 19, 2005 Share Posted March 19, 2005 I know BeaumontEd lives in Texas. I can't tell who his favorite team is. Pretty much a wild guess other than the age looks about right. 739889[/snapback] Chiefs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted March 19, 2005 Share Posted March 19, 2005 who is BiggieFries a fan of?? 739879[/snapback] Cowboys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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