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Once there was a sensible penguin who lived near an irresponsible otter in Canada. All winter long, the thrifty penguin stockpiled ice in preparation for the summer warm period while the otter just played in the snow, watching hockey, and drinking Pabst.

 

When the spring thaw came in late June, and the ice started to melt, the penguin laughed. "Ha ha ha, Mr Otter, what are you going to do without a stockpile of ice, eh?? You SUCK! And the Maple Leafs SUCK TOO!"

 

The otter got worried, but then he remembered what his father had taught him, so he took out a 9mm and blasted the penguin in the face and ate him. The ice melted anyway. I don't know what the penguin was thinking.

 

The End

 

 

 

ETA: "eh"

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Once there was a sensible penguin who lived near an irresponsible otter in Canada. All winter long, the thrifty penguin stockpiled ice in preparation for the summer warm period while the otter just played in the snow, watching hockey, and drinking Pabst.

 

When the spring thaw came in late June, and the ice started to melt, the penguin laughed. "Ha ha ha, Mr Otter, what are you going to do without a stockpile of ice, eh?? You SUCK! And the Maple Leafs SUCK TOO!"

 

The otter got worried, but then he remembered what his father had taught him, so he took out a 9mm and blasted the penguin in the face and ate him. The ice melted anyway. I don't know what the penguin was thinking.

 

The End

ETA: "eh"

:wacko:

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Once there was a sensible penguin who lived near an irresponsible otter in Canada. All winter long, the thrifty penguin stockpiled ice in preparation for the summer warm period while the otter just played in the snow, watching hockey, and drinking Pabst.

 

When the spring thaw came in late June, and the ice started to melt, the penguin laughed. "Ha ha ha, Mr Otter, what are you going to do without a stockpile of ice, eh?? You SUCK! And the Maple Leafs SUCK TOO!"

 

The otter got worried, but then he remembered what his father had taught him, so he took out a 9mm and blasted the penguin in the face and ate him. The ice melted anyway. I don't know what the penguin was thinking.

 

The End

ETA: "eh"

 

It's posts like these that are going to spark another *Vegan Board Invasion. :D

 

*Not that I condone that kind of thing. :wacko:

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Once there was a sensible penguin who lived near an irresponsible otter in Canada. All winter long, the thrifty penguin stockpiled ice in preparation for the summer warm period while the otter just played in the snow, watching hockey, and drinking Pabst.

 

When the spring thaw came in late June, and the ice started to melt, the penguin laughed. "Ha ha ha, Mr Otter, what are you going to do without a stockpile of ice, eh?? You SUCK! And the Maple Leafs SUCK TOO!"

 

The otter got worried, but then he remembered what his father had taught him, so he took out a 9mm and blasted the penguin in the face and ate him. The ice melted anyway. I don't know what the penguin was thinking.

 

The End

ETA: "eh"

Penguins don't live in Canada (except for zoos).

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Penguins don't live in Canada (except for zoos).

 

No Penguins live North of the equator it's actually called the "No Penguin Line". Africa, South America, the South Pole just to name a few places.

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I had a long conversation with a penguin at the Flamingo Hotel in Vegas. :D

I believe it went a little something like this.

 

twiley: ;) BRB guys.

 

WCOFFers: :tup::guns::huh:

 

twiley: [runs out of casino] :clap:

 

Penguin: :moon: Hey man, watch it. I swim in there.

 

twiley: :D

 

Penguin: Seriously, man. I don't ralph in your bathtub. :brow:

 

twiley: :wacko:

 

Penguin: Yes, I'm a talking penguin. You can thank t_bone and whomper.

 

twiley: :brew::clap::tup:

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I believe it went a little something like this.

 

twiley: :huh: BRB guys.

 

WCOFFers: :tup::moon::brow:

 

twiley: [runs out of casino] ;)

 

Penguin: :D Hey man, watch it. I swim in there.

 

twiley: :D

 

Penguin: Seriously, man. I don't ralph in your bathtub. :brew:

 

twiley: :wacko:

 

Penguin: Yes, I'm a talking penguin. You can thank t_bone and whomper.

 

twiley: :guns::clap::clap:

Sounds about right. :tup:

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Once there was a sensible penguin who lived near an irresponsible otter in Canada. All winter long, the thrifty penguin stockpiled ice in preparation for the summer warm period while the otter just played in the snow, watching hockey, and drinking Pabst.

 

When the spring thaw came in late June, and the ice started to melt, the penguin laughed. "Ha ha ha, Mr Otter, what are you going to do without a stockpile of ice, eh?? You SUCK! And the Maple Leafs SUCK TOO!"

 

The otter got worried, but then he remembered what his father had taught him, so he took out a 9mm and blasted the penguin in the face and ate him. The ice melted anyway. I don't know what the penguin was thinking.

 

The End

ETA: "eh"

 

:wacko:

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Once there was a sensible penguin who lived near an irresponsible otter in Canada. All winter long, the thrifty penguin stockpiled ice in preparation for the summer warm period while the otter just played in the snow, watching hockey, and drinking Pabst.

 

When the spring thaw came in late June, and the ice started to melt, the penguin laughed. "Ha ha ha, Mr Otter, what are you going to do without a stockpile of ice, eh?? You SUCK! And the Maple Leafs SUCK TOO!"

 

The otter got worried, but then he remembered what his father had taught him, so he took out a 9mm and blasted the penguin in the face and ate him. The ice melted anyway. I don't know what the penguin was thinking.

 

The End

ETA: "eh"

hmmm sounds like a bed time story for the boys tonight

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