Savage Beatings Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 in some countries , men fight it out by kicking each other in the groin Ro-Sham-Bo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bier Meister Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 oh, you americans have such rarge penis..... gargantuan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 Bier took the shot, it's true. its people like beir who ruin these boards with all the bad spelling, misuse of grammer and over all tartedness.... send in polks kid now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bier Meister Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 .... send in polks kid now is it allready time for the obligatory quarterly couch humping referrence? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 is it allready time for the obligatory quarterly couch humping referrence? we are at least 4 pages deep so i think so?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piratesownninjas Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 we are at least 4 pages deep so i think so?? 7 Deep, so it was due. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yo mama Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 is it allready time for the obligatory quarterly couch humping referrence? Go ahead. Take your shot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 is it allready time for the obligatory quarterly couch humping referrence? I have a divingboard on my couch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 (edited) Once there was a sensible penguin who lived near an irresponsible otter in Canada. All winter long, the thrifty penguin stockpiled ice in preparation for the summer warm period while the otter just played in the snow, watching hockey, and drinking Pabst. When the spring thaw came in late June, and the ice started to melt, the penguin laughed. "Ha ha ha, Mr Otter, what are you going to do without a stockpile of ice, eh?? You SUCK! And the Maple Leafs SUCK TOO!" The otter got worried, but then he remembered what his father had taught him, so he took out a 9mm and blasted the penguin in the face and ate him. The ice melted anyway. I don't know what the penguin was thinking. The End ETA: "eh" Edited February 26, 2008 by AtomicCEO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yo mama Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 Once there was a sensible penguin who lived near an irresponsible otter in Canada. All winter long, the thrifty penguin stockpiled ice in preparation for the summer warm period while the otter just played in the snow, watching hockey, and drinking Pabst. When the spring thaw came in late June, and the ice started to melt, the penguin laughed. "Ha ha ha, Mr Otter, what are you going to do without a stockpile of ice, eh?? You SUCK! And the Maple Leafs SUCK TOO!" The otter got worried, but then he remembered what his father had taught him, so he took out a 9mm and blasted the penguin in the face and ate him. The ice melted anyway. I don't know what the penguin was thinking. The End ETA: "eh" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 Once there was a sensible penguin who lived near an irresponsible otter in Canada. All winter long, the thrifty penguin stockpiled ice in preparation for the summer warm period while the otter just played in the snow, watching hockey, and drinking Pabst. When the spring thaw came in late June, and the ice started to melt, the penguin laughed. "Ha ha ha, Mr Otter, what are you going to do without a stockpile of ice, eh?? You SUCK! And the Maple Leafs SUCK TOO!" The otter got worried, but then he remembered what his father had taught him, so he took out a 9mm and blasted the penguin in the face and ate him. The ice melted anyway. I don't know what the penguin was thinking. The End ETA: "eh" It's posts like these that are going to spark another *Vegan Board Invasion. *Not that I condone that kind of thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 GrilledDeadAnimalsYum will always live on in infamy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 Once there was a sensible penguin who lived near an irresponsible otter in Canada. All winter long, the thrifty penguin stockpiled ice in preparation for the summer warm period while the otter just played in the snow, watching hockey, and drinking Pabst. When the spring thaw came in late June, and the ice started to melt, the penguin laughed. "Ha ha ha, Mr Otter, what are you going to do without a stockpile of ice, eh?? You SUCK! And the Maple Leafs SUCK TOO!" The otter got worried, but then he remembered what his father had taught him, so he took out a 9mm and blasted the penguin in the face and ate him. The ice melted anyway. I don't know what the penguin was thinking. The End ETA: "eh" Penguins don't live in Canada (except for zoos). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irish Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 Penguins don't live in Canada (except for zoos). No Penguins live North of the equator it's actually called the "No Penguin Line". Africa, South America, the South Pole just to name a few places. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 Penguins don't live in Canada (except for zoos). I had a long conversation with a penguin at the Flamingo Hotel in Vegas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 (edited) I had a long conversation with a penguin at the Flamingo Hotel in Vegas. I believe it went a little something like this. twiley: BRB guys. WCOFFers: twiley: [runs out of casino] Penguin: Hey man, watch it. I swim in there. twiley: Penguin: Seriously, man. I don't ralph in your bathtub. twiley: Penguin: Yes, I'm a talking penguin. You can thank t_bone and whomper. twiley: Edited February 26, 2008 by darin3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 I believe it went a little something like this. twiley: BRB guys. WCOFFers: twiley: [runs out of casino] Penguin: Hey man, watch it. I swim in there. twiley: Penguin: Seriously, man. I don't ralph in your bathtub. twiley: Penguin: Yes, I'm a talking penguin. You can thank t_bone and whomper. twiley: Sounds about right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 Once there was a sensible penguin who lived near an irresponsible otter in Canada. All winter long, the thrifty penguin stockpiled ice in preparation for the summer warm period while the otter just played in the snow, watching hockey, and drinking Pabst. When the spring thaw came in late June, and the ice started to melt, the penguin laughed. "Ha ha ha, Mr Otter, what are you going to do without a stockpile of ice, eh?? You SUCK! And the Maple Leafs SUCK TOO!" The otter got worried, but then he remembered what his father had taught him, so he took out a 9mm and blasted the penguin in the face and ate him. The ice melted anyway. I don't know what the penguin was thinking. The End ETA: "eh" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 Penguins don't live in Canada (except for zoos). I find it odd that that was the only factual error you found in my story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Front Row Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 Both of you guys, shut up and look at my wolf shirt. I :heart: the tailgate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Cid Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 I know we're finally getting to my world when the talking penquins arrive. Sigh...I'm so happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 Once there was a sensible penguin who lived near an irresponsible otter in Canada. All winter long, the thrifty penguin stockpiled ice in preparation for the summer warm period while the otter just played in the snow, watching hockey, and drinking Pabst. When the spring thaw came in late June, and the ice started to melt, the penguin laughed. "Ha ha ha, Mr Otter, what are you going to do without a stockpile of ice, eh?? You SUCK! And the Maple Leafs SUCK TOO!" The otter got worried, but then he remembered what his father had taught him, so he took out a 9mm and blasted the penguin in the face and ate him. The ice melted anyway. I don't know what the penguin was thinking. The End ETA: "eh" hmmm sounds like a bed time story for the boys tonight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chavez Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 I find it odd that that was the only factual error you found in my story. I figured the otter using a 9 mm was an attempt at humor - everyone knows the pack .22s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piratesownninjas Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 Penguins don't live in Canada (except for zoos). But they do pack 9mm's... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunning Runt Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 I'm humbled to have been a part of this thread. Maybe I should drop the F bomb a little more often around here. It's definitely been a good read with all the different twists and turns this one has taken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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