TimC Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 "Does this mean the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus are real too?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zooty Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 (edited) I ask him "Rate my draft?" Edited January 13, 2006 by Zooty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
godtomsatan Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Where are all the white women at? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
splotchman Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Where the hell is the Holy Grail?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainHook Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Why? 1263077[/snapback] This one is simple. The answer is, "Why not?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moss6 Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 WWTD (what would tice do) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
montster Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 WDIS? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Cid Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Why the F did you make women bleed for a week every month? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainHook Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Was there a second gunman on the grassy knoll? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Holliday Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Why do you hate my Lions? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainHook Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furd Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Whatever happened to Cleavon Little? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursa Majoris Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Why the F did you make women bleed for a week every month? 1263210[/snapback] Yet another nail in the coffin of Intelligent Design. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDFFFreak Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 (edited) Greedy, but probable question: What will be the single hotest stock over the next year. (then I can do a bunch of good with all the money I will make.) Serious thoughtful question: Will I be granted the chance to speak with my father again and if not what happened to him after he passed away? (kinda sad, depressing answer, but that's what I think I'd ask...) Edited January 13, 2006 by TDFFFreak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dukdown Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Just ask. If you are quiet enough to be able to listen, you'll get the answer. Just a matter of faith in accepting it. See, I just asked, "Where's the White Women?" answer - "Santa Barbara" Really, God is very generous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deacon Bill Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Can you create a rock so heavy that even you can't lift it? 1262942[/snapback] You a George Carlin fan too wiegie? Man, I hope God looks like George Carlin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
untateve Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 This one is simple. The answer is, "Why not?" 1263197[/snapback] I kind of think the answer would be "because." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_bone65 Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Why isn't my peepee bigger 1263037[/snapback] You wouldn't ask him how to change a tire? I would ask him why was I born a short, fat, white guy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billay Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 I would just tell him "thanks" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piranha Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 I would want to know when I was going to die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muck Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Explain the whole "free will vs. predestination" thing, would you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gsmayes Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 How could a divine creator like himself be so insecure that he would make his sentient creations constantly kiss his ass, least they endure an eternity of terrible things after they die? Especially considering that he gives us no real proof of his existence and we’re not even sure which rules to follow to avoid these terrible things? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menudo Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Do you laugh at those who claim to be superemly religious, but, lay their judgements down on other people constantly ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Can you create a rock so heavy that even you can't lift it? 1262942[/snapback] Already aked Him. Answer I got: "Yes, I can. But I'm smart enough not to." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 I would just tell him "thanks" 1263353[/snapback] Best post yet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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