ABearWithFurniture Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Don't care if you think there is or isn't a God...just what question would you ask if you thought God would answer... I've given this a lot of thought myself, and mine would be... "How come you didn't make sitting around on your ass all day long pay better?"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Who will win the SB bowl this year ? i could use the money .. on a more serious note , "Why do so many people have so much hatred in their hearts ? " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiegie Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Can you create a rock so heavy that even you can't lift it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
devilwoman Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 If you came back down to earth who would you rather spend time with, a sinner like myself or Pat Robertson? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evil_gop_liars Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 "How 'bout them Cowboys?..." :waitingforlightingbolt: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flip_Side Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 How was the earth created? There has to be a beginning to everything right? So how did it all start, this question has puzzled me forever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retrograde assault Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Where did I put my car keys? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABearWithFurniture Posted January 13, 2006 Author Share Posted January 13, 2006 How was the earth created? There has to be a beginning to everything right? So how did it all start, this question has puzzled me forever. 1262949[/snapback] hmmm...I could have sworn several people in here have answered this one already... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flip_Side Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 hmmm...I could have sworn several people in here have answered this one already... 1262954[/snapback] huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop? Seriously though: Why are there so many religions? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweetlips Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 After I asked for the winning lottery numbers... I would ask him, What my purpose on earth is. (I believe we are here to figure that out and fulfill our destiny.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursa Majoris Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 "OK, God, why is everything enjoyable either bad for you or hard to get enough of?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clubfoothead Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 If yer here and I'm here doesn't that make it our time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WaterMan Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 What does Jesus want for his birthday? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Why do you make life so miserable? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thews40 Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 What's the afterlife like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Why isn't my peepee bigger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmarc117 Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Can i be dustin caldwell for a little while? http://fsu.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=1047968&l=7920d http://fsu.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=30118720&l=7920d http://fsu.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=30118719&l=7920d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Why isn't my peepee bigger 1263037[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Id ask him how are my 2 grandfathers , 1 grandmother and my dog doing ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikesVikes Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Why do all the beauty pageant contestants say they want world peace but not a single one of them look like Mother Teresa? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikesVikes Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Why isn't my peepee bigger 1263037[/snapback] Keep pulling, Puddy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Dick Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 I wouldn't ask him anything. I would just say: "Thank you, Dear God, for Tedy Bruschi." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yo mama Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 (edited) Dude, where have you been for the last 2006 years? Edited January 13, 2006 by yo mama Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
untateve Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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