canman1104 Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 This was posted on our leagues site and well... it's a great read and funny even if you dont know the guys in this league.. Ok as most of you know I'm now single, well only untill I can find a bicycle tire repair kit to fix my "girlfriend". So since I dont have anyone to share these made up "holidays" with I decided to share with you guys, my fantasy friends. Craig and Matt have seemed to already have made a love connection today. You know Matt Craig is a really great life partner, his "wife" has already tought him to load the dishwasher after he's rinsed the dishes, and he can mop a mean floor. Godd luck ladies. Kirby, I cant pick on you because your named after my favorte Sega game.You know the little guy that eats everything it reminds me, well of me mad propps to you Kirby. Chris got to give you propps anyone with balls enough to use Knight Rider as their logo one word "AWESOME". For Chad I'm going to connect with the late Reggie White, "hippies are good at taking household items like a honey bear honey dispenser and turn it into a bong." Eric you insightfull emails to us about remembering to check said email is very helpful, and you helmet reminds me of Morton Anderson. Adam dude Transformers well are kind of lame, even for a spaz like me who has only one friend who uses a honey bear as a bong sorry! Jason you can refuse a trade like noone in the history of this league. Here I will do an imatation of Jason for all of you. "I need a second reciever for J. Jones, but I want to pick who I want and he cant suck"...Last but very least Mike. Mike and i have a strange relationship. You see Mike never had any friends growing up so he hung around our house and our dad made Terri marry him so he would finally leave. We actually took him to the country once and put him on the side of the road but I'll-be-damned (I can say damn right Mike?) if he didnt find his way back. One fun fact you should know, Mike was the model for Micheal J Fox's charector in Teen Wolf. Except the coulden't make the costume as hairy as Mike was. Remember you guys are my fantasy friends and without you i would sit areound the house making fun of myself, which is way to easy for me. Have a great day and please please dont reproduce anymore...Chris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABearWithFurniture Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 I think I just wet myself... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaFreak Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
untateve Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 define "best". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phazool Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 Well, there goes 2 minutes of my life that I will never get back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
msaint Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 define "best". i'm guessing "best" means "borderline illiterate" in that league? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bier Meister Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 eh. i guess you had to be there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunning Linguist Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 Dude, seriously, put down the honey bear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mojo Rising Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 that was definitely the best post of all time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meat Face Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 if by 'best' you mean 'worst', then I completely agree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Ernie McCracken Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thecerwin Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 Well, there goes 2 minutes of my life that I will never get back. It took me 3 minutes to get through the horrible punctuation. You got lucky walking away with an extra minute. Spend it wisely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bushwacked Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 I can't wait to tell my friends about this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menudo Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 Canman1104, you are a madman. When you stole that cow, and your friend tried to make it with the cow. I want to party with you, cowboy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 Canman1104, you are a madman. When you stole that cow, and your friend tried to make it with the cow. I want to party with you, cowboy. chicks dig him because he rarely wears underwear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wolf Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 Shame on me for getting fooled into thinking that this would be a funny post. Note to self...don't get fooled any more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiegie Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 I would hate to come across something that canman only rated a "suggested read" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolv Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 No Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 I think having a car that talks to you like Knight Rider would make the drive more enjoyable. That, and being able to jump over other cars. And having David Hasselhoff's hair. And cool Trans Am exhaust pipes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NSab Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 You are very easy to please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hat Trick Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 I would hate to come across something that canman only rated a "suggested read" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronco Billy Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 (edited) canman ------> <----------- rest of Huddle Edited November 1, 2006 by Bronco Billy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatman Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 ...and canman won't be posting anythign for weeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexgaddis Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 It took me 3 minutes to get through the horrible punctuation. You got lucky walking away with an extra minute. Spend it wisely. now thats funny... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikesVikes Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 chicks dig him because he rarely wears underwear You know this for a fact and how do you know this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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