Big Country Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 What is Evil Knielvel's next trick going to be? Riding through Ethiopia with a sandwich tied to his back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detlef Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Can we break into the Christa McAulliff jokes now? Here's one that was topical at the time and makes sense given this is a FF board. What did the shuttle and the Patriots have in common, They both looked good for 90 seconds (You might remember they recovered a fumble on the second play of the SB and kick a FG before being totally crushed by the bears). Wow, I guess football jokes are really dumb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaP'N GRuNGe Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westvirginia Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 What's black and skinny and weighs 2500 pounds? The entire Ethiopian population... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Great thread! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muck Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 What has 100 legs and three teeth? The front row of a Willie Nelson concert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westvirginia Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 What has six boobs and 2 teeth? The waitstaff at a Waffle House... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampnuts Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 How did Helen Keller's parents punish her when she was bad? They left the plunger in the toilet....... or they stomped on her homework with golf shoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 I'm offended. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 I wonder if I could get this gunned by starting to discuss politics here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyBalata Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 I thought this was a thread about women drivers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfden1 Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 What's the hardest part about eating vegetables? The Wheelchair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FWmaker Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 What do you have when you get together 32 Iraqi women? One full set of teeth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westvirginia Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 What's the hardest part about eating vegetables? The Wheelchair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 What is the definition of confusion ? 20 Blind lesbians in a fish market or Fathers day in harlem Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 How many kickball players have caught the ghey? Pretty much all of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redfish Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 How did Helen Keller's parents punish her when she was bad? or they rearranged the furniture Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebellab Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 What's the brown stuff between elephants toes? Slow pygmies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
untateve Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 How do you keep a moran in suspense? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikesVikes Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 There's a freaking song out right now that I hear them playing on the radio from time to time in the prep kitchen Hush girl, shut your mouth girl, do the Helen Keller girl. My wife thinks that is a terrible song and so do I. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikesVikes Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 Hypothetical question here... If Helen Keller was a blonde and didn't know it, would she still be dumb? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 There's a freaking song out right now that I hear them playing on the radio from time to time in the prep kitchen Hush girl, shut your mouth girl, do the Helen Keller girl. I never heard it until my wife made me listen to it while we were driving one day because she hates it so much. Now when I want to torment her I just sing, "Hush girl, shut your lips... do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeductiveNun Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Last time I heard that joke it was being told by a young Andrew Clay in the movie "Night Patrol". These aren't quite in the same genre, but.................................... A skeleton walks into a bar and asks for a beer and a mop. A baby seal walks into a club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double Agent Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 Hellen Keller simulator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaP'N GRuNGe Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 Why do the lions in Africa go around licking each others bungholes? I can't give the punchline for fear of getting banned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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