Dr. Sacrebleu Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 On February 26, 2007 Lord Fauntelroy "petit prince" Sacrebleu III was born. Phase I of Sacrebleu's 212 part plan to bring down american democracy is complete. Not surprisingly, the little fellow, being french, was very confused, got caught up in his own umbilical cord wrapped around it's neck twice, and despite lots of bravado and a speech about "controlling authorities", reinforcements were called in at 2.45 AM to extricate him from the situation via a C section. To be noted, I kid you not, that he also shat himself early on in the process, something that most babies wait until they are out of their house to do. This came as no surprise to the father who beamed with pride, and welcomed his son to the world with a wee little white flag. Can't tell you the joy we are all feeling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evil_gop_liars Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 congrats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yo mama Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 Congrats on the lil' cheese-eating surrender monkey! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 congrats, man! does he have BO yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyBalata Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 Congrats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaP'N GRuNGe Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 Welcome to the world little Mosi! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bier Meister Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Czarina Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 Congratulations! Now, he didn't do anything foolish like eat or inhale any of that poop, did he? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 congrats, man! does he have BO yet? Damint Az! Congrats Frenchie... glad to hear that all is well with the little one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMD Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 Félicitations ! Plus de fromage et de vin pour chacun ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiegie Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 Congratulations!!! (That umbilical cord stuff must have scared the crap out of you--I'm very happy all is well!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 Congrats and God Bless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furd Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 Congratulations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
untateve Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 Congrats!! I look forward to the time when your son and my son can have a huddle fight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furd Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 By the way, lil' Sac has a little something for you wisenheimers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irish Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 To be noted, I kid you not, that he also shat himself early on in the process, something that most babies wait until they are out of their house to do. This came as no surprise to the father who beamed with pride, and welcomed his son to the world with a wee little white flag. Can't tell you the joy we are all feeling. Congrats Dr. Sac.!!! And now the true adventure of life begins. Cliaz will be pleased when he hears of the shatting news. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skins Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 Awesome, doc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furd Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 Cliaz will be pleased when he hears of the shatting news. He'll be disappointed if he learns that the meconium (an infant's first sh*t) is odorless and sterile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irish Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 He'll be disappointed if he learns that the meconium (an infant's first sh*t) is odorless and sterile. He may not have known that little detail and now he's sure too. Nice, just ruined the guy's night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spain Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 C-Section? He didnt want to come near the bagina huh? Maybe he thought that slit was the Maginot line. Or maybe he is like most Frenchmen and wont go near the Rosie O'Donnell! Congrats and enjoy him! The first three months are rough but it gets ALOT easier after that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MikesVikes Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 Congrats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 Awesome Congrats and God bless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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